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This is Why Indiana Jones Doesn’t Go on Blind Dates Anymore

It Belongs in a Museum!

You can imagine how it goes: you talk to somebody online and are really impressed with their down to earth nature, chiseled good looks, or great cleavage, and you say “Hey, I really like how you roll, do you want to meet up some time?” So you agree to see each other in the park and then it turns out they look nothing like their profile picture and just won’t take no for an answer when you tell them you’d really rather not be chased down, rolled over, and crushed. Super disappointing.

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