Things We Saw Today: This Eye Of Sauron is a Tall Cake

Not going to lie. If I had this cake I’d want to reenact the tower toppling scene. (That’s Nerdalicious!)

• Watch a ballsy little girl tell royal wife Kate Middleton that she hates princesses. (The Frisky)
• Audible.com is offering a previously unpublished Neil Gaiman horror story for free, and for each download they’ll donate a dollar to charity, but only if the downloads reach 100k. What are you waiting for? Go download it! (Neil Gaiman’s Tumblr)

We honestly can’t say if this is a genius idea or a dangerous one (for the person who has to put that phone near their face). (Laughing Squid)

• Take Back Halloween is running a Kickstarter campaign to fund research into several new costumes. Go help them out!
• Star Trek socks. Cosplay for your feet! (Fashionably Geek)

A wedding topper for the classy Monty Python fan. From a whole list of nerdy wedding toppers. (MentalFloss)

• CeeLo Green is putting on a Christmas Special with the Muppets. Can a reprise of their chicken-only cover of Fuck You be in store?
• New developments in the battle of Jack Kirby‘s heirs to get recognition for his work at Marvel. (Comic Book Resources)

An oldie but a goodie. (Something Awful Forums)