Things We Saw Today: Sobriety is Futile

You’ll open a bottle of wine just to use this Borg Cube winestopper. I would, and I don’t even like wine. (Fashionably Geek)

• Diane J. Humetewa might become the first Native American woman and federal judge in America. (The Frisky)
• We’ve got our first images of a bunch of the cast of Into the Woods on set. (Pajiba)

Heimdall gets his own character poster, and click the link for one of Malekith that actually looks even slightly like Christopher Eccleston. (Coming Soon.net)

• Which Game of Thrones character had the most screentime in season 3?
• Agents of SHIELD merchandise is already here. (Gotham News)

Whoops. The name of Agent of SHIELD‘s underground hacker group is the name of one actual aboveground environmentalist group, and they’re not super happy about it. (Wired)