Things We Saw Today: An Upworthy Translator

Programmer Snipe created a Chrome addon that translates Upworthy-style titles into more realistic language, and she’s shared it with the internet. (Geekosystem)

• This Sharon Stone pilot sounds like if Hilary Clinton was the lead in a National Treasure movie. In other words, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. (Deadline)
• Cinders, which our Becky Chambers reviewed positively back in July of last year, needs your help to make it on Steam Greenlight. (Steam)

This Kickstarter run by three dudes and four ladies is looking to start a company that produces incredibly detailed, versatile custom 3D printed gaming miniatures for your tabletop characters. If you have ever spent hours combing Reaper Minis trying to find a statue that even remotely resembles your not even that weird PC, you will embrace this with open arms.

• Game of Thrones fans can watch a fifteen minute feature called Foreshadowing on February 9th. (Winter is Coming.net)
• Woman Takes Short Half-Hour Break From Being Feminist to Enjoy TV Show (The Onion)

When I saw our sister site Styelite had a list of the 5 worst vibrators ever, I thought to myself, “Okay, but like, by whose standards?” Then I read the post and realized that it is full of objective fact. (Styleite)