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Target Called Out for Decidedly Dildo-Like Captain Phasma and Kylo Ren Star Wars Toys

Don't get cocky.

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Target shopper Joni Jones called the store out last week for selling some, uh, adult-looking Force Awakens merchandise in the children’s aisle:

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This is allegedly a set of pool toys, but come the heck on. Search your feelings, you know these to be dongs.
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Over Facebook, Target explained:

Occasionally, we carry merchandise that some guests may find objectionable, as was your experience. We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.

Joni Jones later clarified on Facebook that she wasn’t offended–just amused.

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(via Pajiba and InstinctMagazine)

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