The Taika Waititi, Tessa Thompson, Rita Ora Kiss That Melted the Internet
Don't act like this isn't the life we're all trying to lead post-vaxx.
Over the weekend, images emerged of Taika Waititi, Rita Ora, and Tessa Thompson having the time of their lives and maybe all kissing each other. Was it a ploy to make fun of the invasive paparazzi taking their picture in the first place? Could be, especially because Taika is known to flip them off and mock them for taking his photos. But let’s pretend for a moment that this throuple is canon in our world and dream of the brilliant chaos it would bring to us all.
Are Rita Ora and Taika Waititi in an open relationship with Tessa Thompson? pic.twitter.com/SmxqwXN2lm
— CarineK ‘s version. 💛 (@CarineK) May 23, 2021
The truth is: This is honestly the dream life after a year of quarantine, is it not? Who DOESN’T want to be making out with pretty people? For the last year, many of us have been alone and trapped inside without any kind of social interactions or ability to meet people and so we’re coming out of quarantine and into our post-vaxxed life ready to get out there, have fun, and maybe makeout with some people. Taika, Tessa, and Rita are just ahead of us all.
Twitter reacted by all simultaneously combusting while wishing they were also there to just … be included.
rita ora being in a poly relationship with taika waititi and tessa thompson wasn’t on my 2021 bingo card but here we are
— dia (@SCOTTH0PE) May 23, 2021
Me finding out in a matter of seconds that Taika Waititi has actually not been married for years now and also he’s dating Rita Ora and also they were seen making out with Tessa Thompson pic.twitter.com/y0fpfmPk1R
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) May 23, 2021
I can’t wait for the 2022 Oscars when they sit Taika Waititi, Rita Ora, Tessa Thompson, Brie Larson, Janelle Monáe, Lupita Nyong’o together
— wendy (@darthvaI) May 23, 2021
TAIKA WAITITI IS TRENDING BUT DON’T CLICK ON IT BECAUSE YOU’LL JUST BE JEALOUS NO MATTER HOW YOU IDENTIFY
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) May 23, 2021
my gender identity is taika waititi 2 cigarettes deep after a threesome pic.twitter.com/HJwtVbLJup
— kate winslet’s vape coach (@theeashleyray) May 24, 2021
I wanna be in a throuple with Tessa and Taika pic.twitter.com/5r8UNdi0nj
— Fiona Applebum says Block Shaun King 🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) May 23, 2021
Look, can you blame any of us? Doug Benson’s tweet is probably the most accurate because yes, you will be jealous no matter how you identify. There is something for us all to be jealous of. Imagine being that other guy just like … sitting there. Him I’m not jealous of. I don’t want to be that guy.
The moral of the story here is that this is the life we’re all trying to lead in 2021, and Taika Waititi, Rita Ora, and Tessa Thompson are just paving the way. May we all live our best Taika Waititi, Rita Ora, and Tessa Thompson dreams this summer.
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