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Hunter Biden Claims the White House Isn’t a Modern-Day Colosseum, but He Still Wants to Settle His Feud With Don Jr. In a Ring

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 22nd
The Secret Service Is Mad Kash Patel Torpedoed an Ongoing Drone Plot Investigation With a Premature Social Media Post

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 19th
Barack and Michelle Obama Fill Their New Chicago Center With A-List Stars While Pointedly Excluding a Familiar Political Rival

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 19th
MAGA Heads Really Want Us to Care About the UFC Freedom 250: “We’re Witnessing the End of the Left in Realtime”

By Sandeep Sandhu Jun 15th
A Random UFC Fighter Insults Michelle Obama, The Internet Sighs

By Teresia Gray Jun 15th
The Trump Administration Is Beefing With The Weather Channel Now

By Teresia Gray Jun 15th
‘United Nations of Fighting’: Marco Rubio Inks a Deal With UFC for South Lawn Matches, but the $60 Million Price Tag Is Fueling a Legal Firestorm

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 12th
Federal Rules Were Quietly Bypassed to Turn Lincoln Memorial Into a UFC Stage, but a Last-Ditch Lawsuit Might Kill the Party Before the First Punch

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 9th
The White House Builds UFC Stage, And Everyone Has The Same Joke

By Teresia Gray May 27th
Longtime Ally Dana White Drops Bizarre Michael Jackson Defense to Prove Trump is Not Racist, Then Gets Grilled on Ape Video

By Terrina Jairaj May 26th
Disgraced Star Wars Actress Set to Get Pummeled By Ronda Rhousey

By Teresia Gray Feb 17th
‘Free him!’: UFC champ Cain Velasquez sentenced to 5 years by tearful judge after shooting at the man who allegedly molested his son

By David James Mar 25th
‘Can we make him into a fighter?’: Trump hints at what he really wants for Barron Trump’s future

By Rachel Leishman Dec 5th
‘This is what you’re supposed to do’: Disgraced MMA fighter Conor McGregor is getting his murals taken down

By Vanessa Esguerra Nov 29th
‘A doctor who makes their own patients:’ The internet is obsessed with this doctor turned UFC Fighter

By Vanessa Esguerra Nov 25th
‘Bunch of dorks man’: All of a sudden, it’s okay to keep politics in sports

By Vanessa Esguerra Nov 21st
UFC Fighter’s Remarks Highlight the Dire Need for Homeschooling Regulations

By Rachel Ulatowski May 28th
HAHAHA: Trump Booed AGAIN at UFC Championship

By Brittany Knupper Nov 3rd
Things We Saw Today: Everybody Photoshopped Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Dog Into Everything and It’s All Amazing

By Jessica Lachenal Feb 9th
Things We Saw Today: China’s Real Life Version of Doraemon… Real Cats!

By Jessica Lachenal Sep 24th