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’An Absolute Abomination’: Trump Goes Off Topic While Commemorating Deceased American Soldiers, Focuses On How Very Few of Them Are Named Donald

By Sanchari Ghosh May 31st
Trump Gets Another Medical Exam, What’s Going On?

By Teresia Gray May 26th
Trump’s Favorite ‘pathetic Train Wreck’ Talk Show Host is Having the Time of His Life While He Shares AI Videos to Boost His Ego

By Sanchari Ghosh May 26th
Adam Kinzinger Draws Comparisons Between Trump and Obama as the Former Announces Huge Payout for His Allies

By Sanchari Ghosh May 22nd
Javier Bardem Goes All In On Trump and His World Leader Friends: “Male Toxic Behavior”

By Sanchari Ghosh May 18th
‘Sounds like something a criminal would say’: Trump credits Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche for keeping him ‘out of jail for years’

By Sanchari Ghosh May 17th
‘No decency… no decorum’: Trump rages at female journalist, implies double the size is not double the price in his books

By Sanchari Ghosh May 17th
‘His messages are consistently deranged’: In things that never happened, Trump accuses Pope Leo XIV of promoting Iran having nuclear weapons

By Sanchari Ghosh May 12th
‘Trying to indoctrinate these kids’: Trump updates kids on Iran, but they do not seem too interested

By Sanchari Ghosh May 8th
‘He’s a total sycophant now’: A 2015 clip shows one of Trump’s closest aides calling him a ‘race-baiting, xenophobic bigot’

By Sanchari Ghosh May 8th
After President, Trump sets eyes on sports counselor role, and his first client is a kid

By Sanchari Ghosh May 7th
‘Has he been under the influence of barbiturates?’ Trump admits to not being able to meet a ‘record,’ and it involves Melania Trump

By Sanchari Ghosh May 1st
Congress Republicans Pushing to Fund Trump’s White House Ballroom

By Vanessa Esguerra May 1st
Trump’s reasoning for repeatedly being attacked is simple: he thinks he is as great as Abraham Lincoln

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 28th
‘Sleeping sickness is about to finish him’: The President of the United States thinks Greece is a terrific guy’

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 28th
‘My chickens are smarter than RFK Jr.’: Between accessibility of resources for Americans and Trump, RFK Jr.’s pick is the latter

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 28th
Shots Were Fired at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 27th
Trump Argues Supreme Court Has ‘No Role’ in Limiting Deportations

By Teresia Gray Apr 27th
Dave Chappelle hops on the Trump hate train, says he has ‘squandered’ the ‘opportunity’ to be a unifying force for Americans

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 23rd
US Secretary of the Navy Abruptly Departs from His Post

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 23rd