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Ted Cruz doesn’t want to anger Trump, so he is just sucking up to him by agreeing with his Greenland plans

By Jan 20th
Trump’s way of guaranteeing obedience from the French PM is simple: impose a 200 per cent tariff on the country’s wines

By Jan 20th
SNL’s Colin Jost skewers Trump with a sly jab after RFK Jr.’s bizarre declaration of an ‘end to the war on protein’

By Jan 20th
Trump’s Greenland fantasy crushed as a Greenland politician declares the territory can’t be bought by his white-powered cronies

By Jan 20th
In a stunning display of self-sabotage, Kristi Noem contradicts her own agency’s stats and ends up looking ridiculous on air

By Jan 20th
Donald Trump hands out another pardon, and surprise, surprise — it stinks of bribes and MAGA loyalty

By Jan 20th
Leaked recording of Trump and Macron shows Trump cared less about Ukraine and Russia and more about Nobel Prize bragging rights

By Jan 20th
‘Has anyone checked the bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago?’: Stephen Colbert torches Trump for dragging his feet on the Epstein Files

By Jan 19th
Trump’s Secretary claims $3 can buy a full meal — chicken, broccoli, a tortilla, plus ‘something else’

By Jan 19th
Trump is dreaming of becoming the Venezuela’s dictator, and his Truth Social post is proof

By Jan 19th
A U.S. veteran goes all guns ablazing against ICE for ‘disgracing’ the country, and asks them to get out

By Jan 16th
Yet another Republican loses their sense of time, accusing Biden of ‘high’ prices despite Trump being president for a year

By Jan 16th
Governor of Pennsylvania Josh Shapiro is basically saying that JD Vance is Trump’s puppet in this new video, and he isn’t too far away from the truth

By Jan 15th
Donald Trump goes on a long rant about his own party members because they vote ‘against everything’

By Jan 14th
Archived footage unearthed by Jimmy Kimmel shows that Stephen Miller was always problematic

By Jan 14th
Oops! Trump wants Greenland, but Greenland does not want Trump or the United States

By Jan 14th
Philadelphia sheriff has some choice words for Donald Trump following Renee Nicole Good’s shooting by ICE agents

By Jan 14th
‘That’s gonna be a big problem for him’: Trump openly threatens the premier of Greenland for his stand against United States

By Jan 14th
Stephen Miller is vocalising the Trump administration’s imperialist dreams about Venezuela, and they sound scary

By Jan 13th
‘Speak truth’: AOC is not mincing words while torching Trump’s corruption in the field of healthcare

By Jan 13th