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Fox News completely misses the point while sucking up to Trump, calls Iranian children ‘sick’ and ‘evil’ for defending the country’s infrastructure

By Apr 9th
Fox News correspondent clarifies Trump’s intentions in Iran, says he’s inclined to blow ‘everything up’ and take ‘the oil’

By Apr 9th
Trump deflects war crimes question about Iran, turns attention to ‘failing’ New York Times circulation instead

By Apr 9th
‘Please keep bombing’: Say what now? Trump claims Iranians are urging him to keep bombing them to free them

By Apr 8th
‘Equally disregards constitutions of all countries’: After America, Trump aims for Venezuela, says he’ll run for president

By Apr 8th
Rep. Moulton expresses uncertainty over Trump’s Iran plans, says he’s ‘not a child psychologist’ capable of reading his mind

By Apr 8th
Men Who Made Their Living Supporting Donald Trump Are Now Turning On Him

By Apr 7th
AOC questions ‘billions’ spent on ‘corruption’, blames Trump’s divisive policies, and ICE weaponization

By Apr 6th
Donald Trump gives Iran their 8th last final chance! This time, he means business

By Apr 6th
‘I can see where this is headed’: Trump calls his appointed Supreme Court officials ‘stupid’ over disagreement on policies

By Apr 3rd
‘Trying to get her off the hot seat!!’: Trump axes Pam Bondi over Epstein investigation criticism and there’s little she can do

By Apr 3rd
‘He has to take care of Israel ‘s needs first’: Trump says he can’t fund daycare while spending billions on Iran war

By Apr 3rd
Karoline Leavitt has a strong message for every world leader who disagrees with Trump: obey or get killed

By Apr 3rd
Despite bragging about acing cognitive exams, a new poll shows 56% of Americans believe Trump is unfit to be President

By Apr 2nd
‘You guys voted for him’: Donald Trump avoids question on rising gas prices, instead condemns ‘madman’ Ali Khamenei

By Apr 2nd
‘Liddle Marco is ready to jump’: Marco Rubio calls Iranian leaders ‘lunatics’, but his boss was all praises about them a few days ago

By Apr 1st
‘So all his cabinet’: Donald Trump just openly admitted he can’t handle being around successful people

By Mar 31st
‘I will be forcing a vote’: Bernie Sanders might be 84, but he’s sharp enough to crush Trump’s $1 billion carnage

By Mar 31st
Trump brags about stopping 8 wars despite starting 1 just last month

By Mar 30th
Donald Trump’s Tariffs About to Make Lobster Rolls $50.

By Mar 30th