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Trump waives new Russia sanctions before they take effect, and Putin’s envoy calls it ‘a truly historic moment’

By Kristine Millonte Oct 17th
Trump posts AI-generated clips portraying himself as a Tiger Tamer and ‘the king of the jungle’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 15th
Trump went from calling Kimberly Guilfoyle a ‘friend for a long time’ to saying ‘she was not a member of my family’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 15th
Senator Thom Tillis stands by blistering criticism of Trump Cabinet, calls Pete Hegseth his ‘biggest regret’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 8th
Ted Cruz wants kids to reject their aunt’s ‘ugly sweater’ and ask for Trump money instead

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 8th
Trump’s taxpayer-funded TV ads drew so much flak he’s making his super PAC pick up the tab

By Kristine Millonte Oct 7th
Trump approves firing squad execution for Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan 17 years later

By Kristine Millonte Oct 6th
The health revolution is dead as Trump and RFK Jr. host $25,000 Mar-a-Lago dinners for the same Big Pharma lobbyists they promised to exile

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 5th
Trump ignores doctors to pop massive 386-milligram aspirin daily, claiming it keeps him sharp after 35 years

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 4th
Trump turned to CNN’s crew at an Ohio rally, called them ‘fake news,’ then said Kaitlan Collins is ‘such an unhappy person’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 4th
Science takes a backseat as Trump ignores NASA data to insist the planet is cooling down

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 3rd
Trump says Obama was ‘far worse’ when asked about abuse-of-power claims, then adds, ‘I haven’t done that yet’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 3rd
Trump touts new government AI chatbot as ‘damn good,’ only for its answers to betray its own master

By Robyn Miraflor Oct 1st
Jack Smith stands his ground as Republicans grill him over Trump investigations and lawmaker phone records

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 30th
Supreme Court clears Trump to resume rapid third-country deportations while the policy’s legality remains unsettled

By Sky Blanton Sep 30th
A month after White House exit, Karoline Leavitt continues to vouch for Trump, threatening Americans against ‘extreme far-left liberals’

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 30th
Karoline Leavitt says Trump tore into former UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer over immigration and ‘stupid’ policies during lunch

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 29th
Obama said women running the world may make things ‘better.’ Trump dismissed it calling it ‘ridiculous’

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 28th
Donald Trump paused mid-sentence, searched for the right word, and settled on the ‘best poverty numbers ever in the history of our country’

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 28th
Trump calls Cuba a ‘failed state’ during UN speech, their delegation walks out in protest

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 24th