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Jury rejects Vermont man’s insanity claim after he said radio messages ordered him to open fire on three Palestinian students

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 23rd
Man gets added to random family’s group chat by mistake. Then accidentally instigates drama

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 14th
People are just discovering the truth about why turkey eggs are nowhere to be found

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 15th
Philadelphia woman finds foreign object in meat she ordered from celebrity chef. Then he ghosts her: ‘I would’ve been throwing up’

By Alex Samuels Dec 3rd
‘This is the third video’: Michigan Woman buys cans of Ocean Spray cranberry sauce. What she finds inside shocks her

By Rebekah Harding Dec 3rd
Melania was spotted smiling and holding hands with Trump, and people are convinced it’s a fake body double

By Kopal Nov 27th
‘Enjoy your frozen chicken nuggets’: St. Louis woman uses Instacart for her entire Thanksgiving order. Then she sees who her shopper is

By Gisselle Hernandez Nov 26th
Set your Thanksgiving table with these movies about food

By Leah Marilla Thomas Nov 26th
Zero murders in D.C., according to Donnie Delusion. Meanwhile, the real number is 62.

By Kopal Nov 26th
Trump almost called the Thanksgiving turkeys ‘Chuck and Nancy’, but then realized he ‘would never pardon those two people’

By Kopal Nov 26th
‘Looks like nursing home food’: Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Thanksgiving dinners are getting roasted online

By Vanessa Esguerra Dec 3rd
‘We may NEVER forgive you, America’: Trump’s Thanksgiving post is being brutally compared to Kamala Harris’, and Americans mourn the lost election

By Amanda Landwehr Dec 1st
‘Yet another narcissistic rant ’: Trump’s hateful Thanksgiving post is torn into by the internet

By Isobel Grieve Nov 29th
The best serial killer flicks for a Netflix movie night

By Jeanette White Aug 25th
How did ‘Borderlands’ director go from his best film to his worst so quickly?

By Jeanette White Aug 23rd
PSA: Today Is (Probably) the Last Day To Safely Eat Thanksgiving Leftovers

By Kate Hudson Nov 27th
‘A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving’s Controversy Goes Deeper Than Just One Scene

By Rachel Ulatowski Nov 22nd
Actually, Go Ahead and Bring Up Abortion Over Turkey and Stuffing This Year

By Erika Wittekind Nov 22nd
Fancy a Thanksgiving ‘Friends’ Marathon? We’ve Got You Covered

By D.R. Medlen Nov 22nd
Don’t Be Afraid to Cancel Thanksgiving Like Martha Stewart

By Kate Hudson Nov 21st