Are you sick of hearing about J.J. Abrams directing things?
Yeah, us too. Here's the problem, though -- all the other news about other people signing on to projects is much, much worse. Case in point: because absolutely no one demanded it, you're getting a FarmVille TV series produced by no less a luminary than Brett Ratner, so abandon all hope ye who enter here.
It's a pretty inspired choice, we have to admit -- a man whose movies everyone watches and no one admits to watching paired with a video game many people play, but no one admits to playing for a TV show that probably no one will watch, but we'll bet still gets more episodes than Do No Harm
We reported yesterday on the story that Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash
had been accused of having a sexual relationship with a teenager
. Good news, everyone! The New York Times
says the anonymous accuser has recanted the allegations
. In a statement made by his lawyers, the accuser is now calling the relationship an "adult consensual
That's great news, because yesterday we felt gross
. All. Day. Long.
This morning in "Things That Are Terrible" news, The New York Post is reporting that Kevin Clash -- the puppeteer who has brought beloved muppet Elmo to life for decades -- has taken a leave of absence from his work on Sesame Street in the wake of allegations that he had a sexual relationship with a then 16-year-old boy.
If you can think of anything more inappropriate or childhood marring this morning, we very seriously don't want to hear about it.