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‘The Democrats murdered the Elon Musk of squirrels’: MAGA somehow managed to politicize a squirrel’s death

By Nov 4th
Things We Saw Today: You Can Be a Squirrel in D&D?!

By Feb 9th
No, You Don’t Need to Worry About Bubonic Plague on Top of COVID-19

By Jul 14th
Things We Saw Today: Perfect PJs For The Space-Time Travelers We Currently Are

By Jan 1st
This Series of Superheroes and Villains As Squirrels Is Just Plain Nuts

By Oct 20th
Biologists Discover The Giantest Of All Giant Squirrels

By Oct 12th
Bulletproof Squirrel Most Hardcore of All Squirrels

By Sep 9th
Somebody’s Filed a Freedom of Information Act Request To Find Out More about Squirrel-Related Power Outages

By Sep 5th
The Number of Power Outages Caused by Squirrels this Summer is Nuts

By Sep 3rd
There’s Going to Be a Movie About Killer Squirrels, And Here Is Its Trailer [VIDEO]

By Aug 18th
Things We Saw Today: Star Wars Breakfast Puns

By Jun 22nd
Squirrels Teach Robots To Lie, Nobody Questions Whether That’s A Good Idea

By Dec 4th
Animals as Superheroes, Squirrel and Manatee Edition

By Jul 27th