Skip to main content
SubscribeLogin
  • News
  • Movies & TV
  • Books
  • Big on the Internet
  • Comics
  • Space
  • Gaming
  • About
  • Store
SubscribeLogin
  • News
  • Movies & TV
  • Books
  • Big on the Internet
  • Comics
  • Space
  • Gaming
  • About
  • Store
Latest SpongeBob SquarePants Stories
  • Default

    Mathematical Certainty of the Day: Spongebob is Not a Realistic Representation of Pineapples

    By Susana Polo Feb 1st
     
  • Post image

    Study: SpongeBob Causes Kids to Underperform at Cognitive Tasks in the Short Term

    By Max Eddy Sep 12th
     
  • Post image

    10 Fictional Universes We’d Like To Live in Based on Food Alone

    By Susana Polo Sep 6th
     
  • Post image

    Who Doesn’t Live in a Pineapple Under the Sea? Spongiforma squarepantsii!

    By Alanna Bennett Jun 21st
     
  • Post image

    Former SpongeBob Squarepants Writer Signs On For The Governator

    By Jamie Frevele Apr 20th
     
  • Default

    Japanese Kids Extremely Happy About SpongeBob SquarePants Toys

    By Robert Quigley Jan 21st
     
  • Post image

    For the Horde (of Obsessed Children): SpongeBob MMO In Development

    By Jamie Block Jun 9th
     
Most Popular
  1. Popular post

    Halle Berry accused of child abuse by ex-husband, judge grants restraining order while actress will have temporary restricted visits

  2. Jon Stewart blasts Trump’s Xi Jinping summit, asking ‘how does America even stay on the map sometimes’ after a dangerous weapons proposal

  3. Christa Pike survives double dose of lethal drugs, forcing Tennessee to suspend the death penalty while questions mount over the state protocol

  4. Mother said killing her infant son was ‘worth it’ to keep his father from getting custody. Now she’s sentenced to life

You may also like:
  • Liam Neeson once stormed into Robert De Niro’s Tribeca Film Center to confront Harvey Weinstein: ‘You don’t want to fight me’

  • McDonald’s customer says she found a pill in her chicken nugget, but the restaurant’s response has her furious: “There’s nothing I can do about it”

  • Man orders a $30 filet mignon at Texas Roadhouse. Then he realizes it’s the third time they’ve allegedly swapped his meat: ‘Y’all be careful’

  • 71-year-old Pope Leo attends six meetings at the Vatican in one day. Then he reveals he’s going into surgery the next morning

  • Chipotle customer orders a salad and asks for dressing. Then she is handed a cup with almost nothing inside: ‘I thought it was a joke’

  • Texas woman looked forward to dining at Olive Garden with her sister, until their waiter started insisting on serving them shrimp scampi

Tips
Tips

Have a tip or story idea? Email us. Or to keep it anonymous, click here.

© 2026 The Mary Sue
About Us
Advertise
Privacy
Terms of Service
Accessibility
User Agreement
Ethics & Diversity Policy
Corrections Policy
Fact Checking Policy
Ownership
Contact