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Samantha Bee’s Penis PSA Is Good Business Advice for Terrible Men

"Your dick is objectively the worst thing about you."

With so many prominent, powerful men being accused of sexual assault and harassment, Samantha Bee has some advice for other men who are worried that they, too, will face similar accusations. Starting with "don't masturbate in front of your colleagues."

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Things We Saw Today: Why Yes, Gal Gadot IS Just Like Wonder Woman In Real Life

Gal Gadot is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend and we are very excited.

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Samantha Bee Calls Out Trump’s BS in Puerto Rico Crisis

Things are terrible in Puerto Rico following a direct hit with Hurricane Maria, and for many of the people who live there, problems are only mounting as time drags on without power, communication, or even clean drinking water. It's a tragedy of incredible scale, and despite what imaginary grades Donald Trump imagines he's getting, the response has been lacking.

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What’s the Better Way to Fight Neo-Nazis: Hugs or Fists? Samantha Bee Explores

I'm most definitely not going to be hugging any Nazis. But I do appreciate those who are.

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Anonymous Emmy Voter & Self-Described “Old White Guy” Shares Opinions We Could Have Done Without

These are just his opinions. He's entitled to them. But his opinions also influence the outcome of these awards, which in turn has a strong impact on the future of those shows, the salaries and future opportunities of the casts and creative teams, and television trends in general.

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Samantha Bee Wants to Take You on a Lunch Date With Margaritas and No Trump Talk

In a new Omaze campaign, Bee shows off her culinary taste and promises a Trump-free chat for a lucky winner saying, "Remember when people used to do things? Like enjoy lunch and each other's company? That's gonna be us!"  

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Samantha Bee Draws Attention to Extremist-Intervention Group That Lost Federal Funding Under Trump

Life After Hate, “the only organization dedicated to bringing people out of the white supremacist movement," lost federal funding they were promised during the Obama administration under Trump.

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Late Night Hosts Show Trump How Easy It Is to Rebuke Charlottesville Nazis and Terrorism

"I've seen angrier Yelp reviews!"

Last night, all the late night talk show hosts tackled the white nationalist rally in Charlottesville. Yes, even Jimmy Fallon.

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“Toxic Masculinity & Weaponized Penises”: Samantha Bee Explores All the New Reasons Why We Drink

Plus, a story of long-ignored badass women.

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee looked at Steve Bannon's path to the White House, and Donald Trump's awful federal judiciary nominees. But she balances those stories with a visit to meet the badass women fighting ISIS in Iraqui Kurdistan.

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Samantha Bee Breaks Down the Voter “Integrity” (Read: Suppression) Commission

On the latest episode of Full Frontal, Samantha Bee introduced us to the crackerjack cast of racists behind Trump's "Voter Integrity" Commission. 

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9 Things That Made Me Feel Patriotic AF This Year

Even in 2017, there have been quite a few things that remind us what's still at the core of the United States of America. Let's not forget that just because a blowhard bigot is having his day in the sun.

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Elizabeth Warren Becomes Everyone’s Mom as She Teaches Samantha Bee How to Persist

Also, she loves the show Ballers?

I would love for Elizabeth Warren to run for President (and if she did, I'd be a very happy camper), but honestly? I think she's capable of doing a lot more good as a senator. As it is, she's said repeatedly that she has no intention of running for President (though she is running for Senator of Massachusetts), but that doesn't mean she can't continue doing important work to move our country forward ... like being a life coach for Samantha Bee.

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Here’s More of Full Frontal ‘s Genius Performance Art About Trump Ruining Words

Samantha Bee's "Fantastic Words and Where Not to Find Them" segment is one of my favorite reactions to this administration's bastardization of language and the weird, nonsensical stream-of-consciousness that come out of their lying mouths.

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Samantha Bee Mourns the Bastardization of Language by Trump Through Performance Art

Words, Words, Words.

In comes "Fantastic Words and Where Not To Find Them," a segment that is "Part news, part performance art, entirely nonsense," as Full Frontal "examine[s] Trump's bastardization of words and language."

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Samantha Bee Calls Out Repeated Interruptions of Senator Kamala Harris in Senate Hearings

There were a lot of similarities between this week's Senate hearing for Attorney General Jeff Sessions and previous Senate hearings surrounding the Trump administration, particularly with regard to an unwillingness to answer questions without being able to point to a legitimate reason—and some fairly faulty memories. One common thread stood out, though: the tendency to interrupt Senator Kamala Harris's questioning.

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Things We Saw Today: Rebecca Sugar Sings “What’s the Use of Feeling (Blue),” and We All Feel Feelings Forever

Here's a really delightful performance of "What's the Use of Feeling (Blue)" from none other than Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar.

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Samantha Bee Rips Into the “Slow-Motion Clusterf*ck of Impulsiveness and Ineptitude” That Was This Week in Politics

Bee took on the recent events in a new segment titled "Our Weekly Constitutional Crisis: What the F*uck Is It This Time?"

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Samantha Bee Won Last Night’s Daily Show Reunion Before It Even Started

Last night's Daily Show reunion on Stephen Colbert's Late Show came on what could not have been a more appropriate night. A huge political shitstorm hit the fan when FBI Director James Comey was fired by Donald Trump during an FBI investigation into Trump's campaign, and all our favorite political comedians were in one place. Still, our favorite moment came well before either of those things happened.

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It’s Scary That Playing “Republican or Handmaid’s Tale?” Is So Hard

It's hard to traverse the Internet lately without tripping over articles on how Hulu's Handmaid's Tale adaptation seems eerily relevant these days, but pointing that out is only one way to put things into frightening perspective. Another, as demonstrated in this Refinery29 video from Samantha Bee's Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner is to have people try to tell the difference between our actual reality and dystopian fiction.

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The Undeniable Importance of Samantha Bee

Thoughts from the 'Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Samantha Bee is the news source we need right now, as was clear at the Not the White House Correspondents Dinner.

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