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Afraid To Be Away From Your Phone For Even One Goddamn Second? You Might Need the noPhone

By Glen TickleAug 22nd
Priest Receiving Texts From Demon With Apparently Great Phone Plan

By Carolyn CoxAug 15th
Non-Smartphones Could Be All But Extinct in the U.S., Says Recent Consumer Poll

By Victoria McNallyApr 22nd
UNICEF Tap Project Trades Time on Your Phone for Clean Water for Children

By Glen TickleMar 13th
Mark Zuckerberg And His Plan To Bring Free Internet To The World

By Ashley BhehaspatFeb 24th
11 Things You Should Never Do to Your Phone (We Did Them All to the Sonim XP5560 Bolt)

By Glen TickleJan 31st
T-Mobile Sends Out Press Release That Reads Like An Onion Article, Slams AT&T Using Star Wars Jokes

By Victoria McNallyJan 29th
Is Your Cellphone NSA-Proof? No? Well, This One Is

By Glen TickleJan 16th
The City of Leeds Will Be Painting Their Iconic Phone Booths TARDIS Blue

By Isabella KapurJul 2nd
Choose Your Own SexVenture With Déjàmor’s Sexy Tales Phone Message Service

By Victoria McNallyJul 1st
Watch the Facebook Phone Announcement Live Stream Right Here

By Ian ChantApr 4th
Virgin Mobile Warned About Security Issue, Doesn’t Bother Fixing It

By Rollin BishopSep 18th
Palm Reading Technology Could Unlock Your Next Cell Phone

By Ian ChantSep 5th
1 in 6 U.K. Phones Contaminated with Fecal Bacteria

By Eric LimerOct 14th
FCC Rules All Cellphones Must Have GPS by 2018

By Eric LimerOct 5th
Elfoid: A Human-Shaped Phone That Tickles You When it Rings

By James PlafkeMar 4th
Samsung Phone Manual Tells Customers How to Fake Incoming Calls

By Robert QuigleyJan 19th
Pee on Your Phone if You Want to Know if You Have an STD

By James PlafkeNov 9th
Microsoft’s New Kin Phones: What You Need To Know

By Susana PoloApr 12th
Yet Another Way in Which Your Smart Phone Will Betray You

By Susana PoloMar 12th