Priest Receiving Texts From Demon With Apparently Great Phone Plan
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After unsuccessfully performing an exorcism on a woman he believes to be possessed, Polish Priest Marian Rajchel told The Daily Mail that the demon in question is now harassing him via text. But that’s clearly ridiculous, right? Reception is way too bad in Hell.
Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are being used like this. However, in this case it is clear.[…] Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help.
The Austrian Times reports that some of the demon’s messages have stated ”She will not come out of this hell. She’s mine. Anyone who prays for her will die,” and ”Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”
It seems to me like someone in the earthly realm is likely playing a cruel trick on the concerned priest, if only because taking the time to compose a text doesn’t jive with the image of Satanic wrath that I think most demons are trying to uphold.
Using a TV to materialize a little girl in someone’s living room? Scary. Reading a text out to your buddies in Hell and agonizing before you hit send? That’s day one level haunting, kid. Return to the First Circle.