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Lindsey Graham salivates over $1,500,000,000,000 for the military. 12 zeros for war while zero dollars for you

By Apr 17th
‘So nasty’: Pete Hegseth scolds and insults reporter in stunning Pentagon meltdown

By Apr 9th
More money to drop more bombs, exactly what the ‘President of Peace’ needs

By Apr 9th
‘Wasteful Spending’: Donald Trump spends $200M on golf, while GOP guts cancer research and begs for another $200B to bomb Middle East

By Mar 31st
‘You’re on your own’: Bernie Sanders has a crucial message for broke MAGA fans who think they’re in the billionaire boys’ club

By Mar 28th
Trump’s favored media outlets have a desperate struggle after the Pentagon Press Association unleashed a demand that could strip their access forever

By Mar 24th
A multi billion dollar demand from the Pentagon just backfired against Hegseth as he is forced to admitted the Iran war is worse than we all thought

By Mar 20th
After his shocking demand over ‘unflattering’ photos, Pete rips into journalists for not being ‘positive enough’ about US attacks

By Mar 14th
Bizarre denial from Trump on the Iran school tragedy—Democrats aren’t holding back

By Mar 14th
‘HE’S REPLACING NPR’: Trump announces pro-Trump media will take over the Pentagon

By Feb 2nd
The Pentagon Reportedly Found Alien Aircraft, But After 11 Months of Trump We All Just Shrugged

By Dec 20th
U.S. Department of Defense Invites Everyone to “Hack the Pentagon,” Expose Security Flaws for Money

By Apr 4th
Government Invites Hackers to Try to Hack the ~~Gibson~~–er, Pentagon

By Mar 2nd
The First Two Women To Graduate US Army Ranger School Still Can’t Apply For the Regiment

By Aug 18th
Pentagon Set to Remove Ban on Transgender Military Personnel

By Jul 14th
DARPA And The Pentagon Are Working On Tiny Brain Robots To Help Soldiers With Memory Loss

By Feb 9th
DoD’s Airplane Plan: Fewer Fighters, Double the Drones

By May 31st
California “Missile” Just an Airplane’s Trail, Says Pentagon [Followup]

By Nov 10th
Trillion-Dollar Mineral Deposits in Afghanistan Could Lead to Lithium Rush, Mining Chaos

By Jun 14th