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‘The Iran war isn’t going very well’: Rogan exposes Trump’s UFO stunt as a last-ditch cover-up for military failure

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
15,000 US troops deployed to escort tankers through Hormuz but the real question is why Trump’s blockade is making oil prices worse

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
Secretary of War just silenced a reporter with a wild claim that Trump isn’t Netanyahu’s puppet, then doubled down with a bizarre defense

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
Pete Hegseth doubles down on Trump’s ‘Epic Fury’ disaster, implies allies should be grateful

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th
Secretary of War faces Senate grilling over $1.5T budget even as GOP senators quietly await his exit

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
‘Helped rebuild Sleepy Joe Biden’s depleted Navy’: Trump is all praise for ousted Navy chief even as Pentagon admits his leadership was a disaster

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 24th
Pentagon scraps flu shot mandate for troops after Hegseth calls it a threat to ‘warfighting capabilities’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 22nd
Lindsey Graham salivates over $1,500,000,000,000 for the military. 12 zeros for war while zero dollars for you

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 17th
‘So nasty’: Pete Hegseth scolds and insults reporter in stunning Pentagon meltdown

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th
More money to drop more bombs, exactly what the ‘President of Peace’ needs

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 9th
‘Wasteful Spending’: Donald Trump spends $200M on golf, while GOP guts cancer research and begs for another $200B to bomb Middle East

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 31st
‘You’re on your own’: Bernie Sanders has a crucial message for broke MAGA fans who think they’re in the billionaire boys’ club

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 28th
Trump’s favored media outlets have a desperate struggle after the Pentagon Press Association unleashed a demand that could strip their access forever

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 24th
A multi billion dollar demand from the Pentagon just backfired against Hegseth as he is forced to admitted the Iran war is worse than we all thought

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 20th
After his shocking demand over ‘unflattering’ photos, Pete rips into journalists for not being ‘positive enough’ about US attacks

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 14th
Bizarre denial from Trump on the Iran school tragedy—Democrats aren’t holding back

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 14th
‘HE’S REPLACING NPR’: Trump announces pro-Trump media will take over the Pentagon

By Amanda Landwehr Feb 2nd
The Pentagon Reportedly Found Alien Aircraft, But After 11 Months of Trump We All Just Shrugged

By Marykate Jasper Dec 20th
U.S. Department of Defense Invites Everyone to “Hack the Pentagon,” Expose Security Flaws for Money

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 4th
Government Invites Hackers to Try to Hack the ~~Gibson~~–er, Pentagon

By Jessica Lachenal Mar 2nd