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Billionaires Are Pouring Billions Into Trump’s Child Investment Accounts, a Move Meant to Reshape the Economy Before the Midterms

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 7th
Fresh off a Private Oval Office Meeting With Trump, Kelsey Grammer Admits He Is Finally Ready to Throw His Hat Into the Political Ring

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 29th
‘Be Quiet’: Trump Goes After CNN’s Kaitlan Collins Again, Demanding She Smile More While He Dodges Questions About a $1.8 Billion Fund

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 5th
‘He’s a Person I’ve Known for a Long Time’: Don Jr.’s Wedding Becomes Trump’s Latest PR Nightmare as He Whines About Being ‘Killed’ by the Press

By Terrina Jairaj May 22nd
‘He is deteriorating quickly’: Trump trolls Dems with AI-generated post of Biden napping as Hunter snorts lines off Oval Office desk

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
‘Physical fitness is everything’ says Trump while replacing Michelle Obama’s inclusive student health program with outdated Presidential Fitness Test

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
Artemis II crew gets a White House welcome. Then Trump hijacks the moment to claim he’s ‘physically very good’ for space

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Prince Harry makes a plea for peace in Ukraine but Trump responds with a snide remark about his ‘wife’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th
President Trump Takes His Bad Food Habits to a New Level: DoorDashing McDonald’s to the White House

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 14th
In a stunning twist, Donald Trump is blaming one of his most loyal staff for bad publicity

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 3rd
‘You need to go away’: Elon Musk’s son X berates Trump in the Oval Office

By Vanessa Esguerra Feb 14th