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Actual Villain Mitch McConnell Is Working To Block Universal Free School Meals

By Vivian KaneMar 9th
Mitch McConnell Talks About “Americans” & “African Americans” as if They’re Mutually Exclusive

By Vivian KaneJan 21st
Famed Liars Trump & McConnell Disagree on Whether Trump Wrote McConnell’s Book Forward

By Alyssa ShotwellNov 9th
Daily Show Recaps Mitch Mcconnell’s Life in “No Lips, No Soul, No Problem”

By Lyra HaleJun 24th
Mitch McConnell Suddenly Thinks Corporations Should Stay Out of Politics (Except To Give Him Money)

By Vivian KaneApr 7th
Mitch McConnell Is “Concerned” People Won’t Go Back to Work If They Get Bare-Bones Unemployment and a $1400 Check

By Vivian KaneMar 5th
Mitch McConnell Announces He Plans To Vote to Acquit Donald Trump and His Justifications Are Infuriating

By Vivian KaneFeb 13th
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and His Allies Are a Bunch of Hypocrites

By Lyra HaleFeb 9th
What’s Going on with Chuck Schumer and the Filibuster?

By Jessica MasonJan 22nd
Mitch McConnell Is Getting Exactly What He Wanted

By Vivian KaneJan 13th
“Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell” Has Such a Nice Ring To It

By Vivian KaneJan 6th
Mitch McConnell Wants To Tie $2000 Stimulus Checks To Donald Trump’s Weird Personal Twitter Vendetta

By Vivian KaneDec 30th
Things We Saw Today: Yep, Vladimir Putin Acknowledged Joe Biden’s Win Before Mitch McConnell

By Kaila Hale-SternDec 16th
Katie Porter Destroyed Mitch McConnell on Twitter for Hijacking COVID-19 Relief Negotiations

By Vivian KaneDec 9th
Mitch McConnell Would Like You To Know He’s Perfectly Fine

By Kaila Hale-SternOct 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Twitter Would Like to Know What’s Happening With Mitch McConnell’s Hands

By Rachel LeishmanOct 21st
Mitch McConnell’s Ghoulish Laugh Will Haunt Your Dreams

By Chelsea SteinerOct 13th
Mitch McConnell Is Afraid of a Debate with Amy McGrath Moderated by a Woman

By Jessica MasonSep 29th
Mitch McConnell Silent on Donald Trump Because He Suddenly Decided He’s “Not Going to Critique Other People’s Performances”

By Vivian KaneJun 2nd
Mitch McConnell Promises to End the Enhanced Coronavirus Unemployment Benefits Nearly 40 Million Americans Are Currently Using to Stay Alive

By Vivian KaneMay 21st