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What Is Going on With Mitch McConnell?

By Teresia Gray Feb 12th
‘He got yanked down by the depths of hell’: 83-year-old MAGA senator Mitch McConnell fell down again, ironically when asked about ICE

By Kopal Oct 17th
Senate votes to revoke Canada tariffs as a handful of Republicans take a stand against Trump

By Jordan Collins Apr 3rd
‘Nasty, not very smart, a sleazeball’: Trump is brutally insulted by a controversial Republican senator in his biography

By Jon Silman Feb 4th
‘Very dangerous world right now’: Trump’s tariffs are destroyed by a controversial Republican senator

By Sarah Fimm Feb 3rd
‘Will not be made great again’: Controversial GOP figurehead allegedly lashes out at Trump

By Kahron Spearman Dec 12th
‘It’s not just the Democrats who are counting the days’: Real-life supervillain Mitch McConnell hints Trump’s days might be numbered as he plots to put his mob back in power

By Amanda Landwehr Oct 18th
‘Beyond Stupid’: Mitch McConnell not a fan of Trump’s government shutdown election fraud nonsense

By Michael Dawson Sep 22nd
No Really, What Is Wrong With Mitch McConnell and Can He Be Forced Into Retiring?

By Autumn Alston Aug 30th
Mitch McConnell Keeps Falling. Why Not Retire Already?

By Kate Hudson Jul 27th
I Wish I Could Unsee This Mitch McConnell Sex Toy but at Least It’s for a Good Cause

By Vivian Kane Oct 6th
Kyrsten Sinema and Mitch McConnell Are Really Proud of Their ‘Friendship’

By Vivian Kane Sep 26th
Mitch McConnell Says Republicans Might Not Take the Senate in November Because All Their Candidates Suck

By Vivian Kane Aug 19th
Mitch McConnell Thinks People Are Stilling Living Off Those $1400 Checks From March 2021

By Vivian Kane Jul 7th
Joe Biden’s Naive Insistence That Mitch McConnell Is a ‘Rational Republican’ Isn’t Helping Anybody

By Vivian Kane May 31st
Actual Villain Mitch McConnell Is Working To Block Universal Free School Meals

By Vivian Kane Mar 9th
Mitch McConnell Talks About “Americans” & “African Americans” as if They’re Mutually Exclusive

By Vivian Kane Jan 21st
Famed Liars Trump & McConnell Disagree on Whether Trump Wrote McConnell’s Book Forward

By Alyssa Shotwell Nov 9th
Daily Show Recaps Mitch Mcconnell’s Life in “No Lips, No Soul, No Problem”

By Lyra Hale Jun 24th
Mitch McConnell Suddenly Thinks Corporations Should Stay Out of Politics (Except To Give Him Money)

By Vivian Kane Apr 7th