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Latest Mitch McConnell Stories
I Wish I Could Unsee This Mitch McConnell Sex Toy but at Least It’s for a Good Cause
By
Vivian Kane
Oct 6th
Kyrsten Sinema and Mitch McConnell Are Really Proud of Their ‘Friendship’
By
Vivian Kane
Sep 26th
Mitch McConnell Says Republicans Might Not Take the Senate in November Because All Their Candidates Suck
By
Vivian Kane
Aug 19th
Mitch McConnell Thinks People Are Stilling Living Off Those $1400 Checks From March 2021
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 7th
Joe Biden’s Naive Insistence That Mitch McConnell Is a ‘Rational Republican’ Isn’t Helping Anybody
By
Vivian Kane
May 31st
Actual Villain Mitch McConnell Is Working To Block Universal Free School Meals
By
Vivian Kane
Mar 9th
Mitch McConnell Talks About “Americans” & “African Americans” as if They’re Mutually Exclusive
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 21st
Famed Liars Trump & McConnell Disagree on Whether Trump Wrote McConnell’s Book Forward
By
Alyssa Shotwell
Nov 9th
Daily Show
Recaps Mitch Mcconnell’s Life in “No Lips, No Soul, No Problem”
By
Lyra Hale
Jun 24th
Mitch McConnell Suddenly Thinks Corporations Should Stay Out of Politics (Except To Give Him Money)
By
Vivian Kane
Apr 7th
Mitch McConnell Is “Concerned” People Won’t Go Back to Work If They Get Bare-Bones Unemployment and a $1400 Check
By
Vivian Kane
Mar 5th
Mitch McConnell Announces He Plans To Vote to Acquit Donald Trump and His Justifications Are Infuriating
By
Vivian Kane
Feb 13th
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and His Allies Are a Bunch of Hypocrites
By
Lyra Hale
Feb 9th
What’s Going on with Chuck Schumer and the Filibuster?
By
Jessica Mason
Jan 22nd
Mitch McConnell Is Getting Exactly What He Wanted
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 13th
“Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell” Has Such a Nice Ring To It
By
Vivian Kane
Jan 6th
Mitch McConnell Wants To Tie $2000 Stimulus Checks To Donald Trump’s Weird Personal Twitter Vendetta
By
Vivian Kane
Dec 30th
Things We Saw Today: Yep, Vladimir Putin Acknowledged Joe Biden’s Win Before Mitch McConnell
By
Kaila Hale-Stern
Dec 16th
Katie Porter Destroyed Mitch McConnell on Twitter for Hijacking COVID-19 Relief Negotiations
By
Vivian Kane
Dec 9th
Mitch McConnell Would Like You To Know He’s Perfectly Fine
By
Kaila Hale-Stern
Oct 23rd
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