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Latest Mitch McConnell Stories
  • A closeup of Mitch McConnell frowning.

    I Wish I Could Unsee This Mitch McConnell Sex Toy but at Least It’s for a Good Cause

    By Vivian KaneOct 6th
     
  • Kyrsten Sinema makes a face during an interview with someone filming her on a cell phone.

    Kyrsten Sinema and Mitch McConnell Are Really Proud of Their ‘Friendship’

    By Vivian KaneSep 26th
     
  • Mitch McConnell bites his lip and looks down as he walks with aides behind him.

    Mitch McConnell Says Republicans Might Not Take the Senate in November Because All Their Candidates Suck

    By Vivian KaneAug 19th
     
  • A closeup of Mitch McConnell frowning.

    Mitch McConnell Thinks People Are Stilling Living Off Those $1400 Checks From March 2021

    By Vivian KaneJul 7th
     
  • A group of gun control advocates yell and plead during a protest.

    Joe Biden’s Naive Insistence That Mitch McConnell Is a ‘Rational Republican’ Isn’t Helping Anybody

    By Vivian KaneMay 31st
     
  • Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell makes a stupid frowny face for reporters.

    Actual Villain Mitch McConnell Is Working To Block Universal Free School Meals

    By Vivian KaneMar 9th
     
  • Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) speaks during a press conference

    Mitch McConnell Talks About “Americans” & “African Americans” as if They’re Mutually Exclusive

    By Vivian KaneJan 21st
     
  • Mitch McConnell refuses to speak up. (image: Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

    Famed Liars Trump & McConnell Disagree on Whether Trump Wrote McConnell’s Book Forward

    By Alyssa ShotwellNov 9th
     
  • Mitch McConnell: No Lips, No Soul, No Problem

    Daily Show Recaps Mitch Mcconnell’s Life in “No Lips, No Soul, No Problem”

    By Lyra HaleJun 24th
     
  • Mitch McConnell (R-KY) speaks during a hearing

    Mitch McConnell Suddenly Thinks Corporations Should Stay Out of Politics (Except To Give Him Money)

    By Vivian KaneApr 7th
     
  • Mitch McConnell looks like his face is falling apart during a press conference.

    Mitch McConnell Is “Concerned” People Won’t Go Back to Work If They Get Bare-Bones Unemployment and a $1400 Check

    By Vivian KaneMar 5th
     
  • Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) walks to his office on the first day of former President Donald Trump's second impeachment trial

    Mitch McConnell Announces He Plans To Vote to Acquit Donald Trump and His Justifications Are Infuriating

    By Vivian KaneFeb 13th
     
  • Mitch McConnell looks like his face is falling apart during a press conference.

    Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and His Allies Are a Bunch of Hypocrites

    By Lyra HaleFeb 9th
     
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    What’s Going on with Chuck Schumer and the Filibuster?

    By Jessica MasonJan 22nd
     
  • Mitch McConnell looks like his face is falling apart during a press conference.

    Mitch McConnell Is Getting Exactly What He Wanted

    By Vivian KaneJan 13th
     
  • Mitch McConnell looks like his face is falling apart during a press conference.

    “Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell” Has Such a Nice Ring To It

    By Vivian KaneJan 6th
     
  • Mitch McConnell glares from under a mask.

    Mitch McConnell Wants To Tie $2000 Stimulus Checks To Donald Trump’s Weird Personal Twitter Vendetta

    By Vivian KaneDec 30th
     
  • Putin acknowledged Biden's win before McConnell

    Things We Saw Today: Yep, Vladimir Putin Acknowledged Joe Biden’s Win Before Mitch McConnell

    By Kaila Hale-SternDec 16th
     
  • Rep. Katie Porter appears at a congressional hearing via video

    Katie Porter Destroyed Mitch McConnell on Twitter for Hijacking COVID-19 Relief Negotiations

    By Vivian KaneDec 9th
     
  • Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell makes a stupid frowny face for reporters.

    Mitch McConnell Would Like You To Know He’s Perfectly Fine

    By Kaila Hale-SternOct 23rd
     
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