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Senate votes to revoke Canada tariffs as a handful of Republicans take a stand against Trump

By Apr 3rd
‘Nasty, not very smart, a sleazeball’: Trump is brutally insulted by a controversial Republican senator in his biography

By Feb 4th
‘Very dangerous world right now’: Trump’s tariffs are destroyed by a controversial Republican senator

By Feb 3rd
‘Will not be made great again’: Controversial GOP figurehead allegedly lashes out at Trump

By Dec 12th
‘It’s not just the Democrats who are counting the days’: Real-life supervillain Mitch McConnell hints Trump’s days might be numbered as he plots to put his mob back in power

By Oct 18th
‘Beyond Stupid’: Mitch McConnell not a fan of Trump’s government shutdown election fraud nonsense

By Sep 22nd
No Really, What Is Wrong With Mitch McConnell and Can He Be Forced Into Retiring?

By Aug 30th
Mitch McConnell Keeps Falling. Why Not Retire Already?

By Jul 27th
I Wish I Could Unsee This Mitch McConnell Sex Toy but at Least It’s for a Good Cause

By Oct 6th
Kyrsten Sinema and Mitch McConnell Are Really Proud of Their ‘Friendship’

By Sep 26th
Mitch McConnell Says Republicans Might Not Take the Senate in November Because All Their Candidates Suck

By Aug 19th
Mitch McConnell Thinks People Are Stilling Living Off Those $1400 Checks From March 2021

By Jul 7th
Joe Biden’s Naive Insistence That Mitch McConnell Is a ‘Rational Republican’ Isn’t Helping Anybody

By May 31st
Actual Villain Mitch McConnell Is Working To Block Universal Free School Meals

By Mar 9th
Mitch McConnell Talks About “Americans” & “African Americans” as if They’re Mutually Exclusive

By Jan 21st
Famed Liars Trump & McConnell Disagree on Whether Trump Wrote McConnell’s Book Forward

By Nov 9th
Daily Show Recaps Mitch Mcconnell’s Life in “No Lips, No Soul, No Problem”

By Jun 24th
Mitch McConnell Suddenly Thinks Corporations Should Stay Out of Politics (Except To Give Him Money)

By Apr 7th
Mitch McConnell Is “Concerned” People Won’t Go Back to Work If They Get Bare-Bones Unemployment and a $1400 Check

By Mar 5th
Mitch McConnell Announces He Plans To Vote to Acquit Donald Trump and His Justifications Are Infuriating

By Feb 13th