Mitch McConnell | The Mary Sue

Subscribe Login

Latest Mitch McConnell Stories

I Wish I Could Unsee This Mitch McConnell Sex Toy but at Least It’s for a Good Cause

By Vivian KaneOct 6th
Kyrsten Sinema and Mitch McConnell Are Really Proud of Their ‘Friendship’

By Vivian KaneSep 26th
Mitch McConnell Says Republicans Might Not Take the Senate in November Because All Their Candidates Suck

By Vivian KaneAug 19th
Mitch McConnell Thinks People Are Stilling Living Off Those $1400 Checks From March 2021

By Vivian KaneJul 7th
Joe Biden’s Naive Insistence That Mitch McConnell Is a ‘Rational Republican’ Isn’t Helping Anybody

By Vivian KaneMay 31st
Actual Villain Mitch McConnell Is Working To Block Universal Free School Meals

By Vivian KaneMar 9th
Mitch McConnell Talks About “Americans” & “African Americans” as if They’re Mutually Exclusive

By Vivian KaneJan 21st
Famed Liars Trump & McConnell Disagree on Whether Trump Wrote McConnell’s Book Forward

By Alyssa ShotwellNov 9th
Daily Show Recaps Mitch Mcconnell’s Life in “No Lips, No Soul, No Problem”

By Lyra HaleJun 24th
Mitch McConnell Suddenly Thinks Corporations Should Stay Out of Politics (Except To Give Him Money)

By Vivian KaneApr 7th
Mitch McConnell Is “Concerned” People Won’t Go Back to Work If They Get Bare-Bones Unemployment and a $1400 Check

By Vivian KaneMar 5th
Mitch McConnell Announces He Plans To Vote to Acquit Donald Trump and His Justifications Are Infuriating

By Vivian KaneFeb 13th
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and His Allies Are a Bunch of Hypocrites

By Lyra HaleFeb 9th
What’s Going on with Chuck Schumer and the Filibuster?

By Jessica MasonJan 22nd
Mitch McConnell Is Getting Exactly What He Wanted

By Vivian KaneJan 13th
“Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell” Has Such a Nice Ring To It

By Vivian KaneJan 6th
Mitch McConnell Wants To Tie $2000 Stimulus Checks To Donald Trump’s Weird Personal Twitter Vendetta

By Vivian KaneDec 30th
Things We Saw Today: Yep, Vladimir Putin Acknowledged Joe Biden’s Win Before Mitch McConnell

By Kaila Hale-SternDec 16th
Katie Porter Destroyed Mitch McConnell on Twitter for Hijacking COVID-19 Relief Negotiations

By Vivian KaneDec 9th
Mitch McConnell Would Like You To Know He’s Perfectly Fine

By Kaila Hale-SternOct 23rd