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‘Im too scared’: Texas woman orders Sausage McGriddles at McDonald’s — only to find teeth fragments in her breakfast

By Feb 19th
‘They were disgusted that I was even talking’: Nashville dad takes kids to McDonald’s, ends up realizing they don’t want him there at all

By Feb 11th
‘I felt like I was going to pass out’: 16-year-old gets McDonald’s with Dad before school. Then ICE agents put him in a chokehold

By Jan 21st
Chicago woman throws large McDonald’s cup of water on woman and her dog. Now people are applauding her: ‘What I wouldn’t give to see footage of this’

By Dec 23rd
McDonald’s customer films worker refusing to serve him at 5am. Then the worker speaks out: ‘All this over a $1.35 coffee is crazy’

By Dec 19th
‘All I’m hearing is budget ozempic’: Utah woman tries new Grinch fries from McDonald’s. She didn’t expect to lose 5 pounds after

By Dec 15th
‘Bet you fed it to your kid anyway’: Alabama McDonald’s customer gets Happy Meal. Then she notices this sticker when she unwraps the cheeseburger

By Nov 10th
‘SHE NEEDS TO BE A VOICE ACTOR IMMEDIATELY!’: Virginia woman orders through ‘AI’ drive-thru at McDonald’s. Then she pulls up to the window

By Oct 4th
‘I’m sorry, what?’: Georgia man calls 911 to report a possible prowler but says the dispatcher was on the other line with McDonald’s

By Apr 8th
You can now get your own ‘Minecraft’ Happy Meal

By Apr 1st
‘They’re laughing at us’: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fries Donald Trump’s McDonald’s visit

By Oct 22nd
‘What an utterly weird thing to do:’ Wait, was Trump ‘working at’ a closed McDonald’s?

By Oct 21st
McDoanld’s 2024 Boo Buckets feature new monsterous designs

By Oct 2nd
McDonald’s worker shares the one word people should never say at the drive-thru window

By Sep 28th
Here’s why anyone is even asking if Kamala Harris really worked at McDonald’s

By Aug 30th
Sorry, McDonald’s: Your new collector’s cups will never beat the ‘Batman Forever’ mugs

By Aug 14th
McDonald’s New Offering Is So Close To Being the Adult Happy Meal We Crave

By Aug 7th
Squishmallows Happy Meal Toys Are Finally Coming to the U.S.

By Dec 20th
What the Heck is ‘CosMc’s’ and Where Can I Find It?!

By Dec 5th
McDonald’s Girl Sylvie Taps Into Fascinating McDonald’s History

By Nov 24th