If you're anything like us, each day feels like National Doughnut Day, because let's face it -- there's no wrong time to eat a doughnut. Today, though, is actually National Doughnut Day, and we're delighted to celebrate in the traditional manner -- the consumption of gratuitous quantities of fried dough, preferably covered in frosting and sprinkles -- even if having just one day a year to officially celebrate the finest of all of the junk foods does seem a touch...inadequate. Whatever, we're not here to talk politics, we're here to tell you where to eat free doughnuts today, so if that's something that interests you, read on!

Rapper Krispy Kreme lays down some phat beats and even more overweight rhymes. Though he claims to have 400 of a lot of different items, he apparently didn't have a tissue, as quite a bit of the closeups in the video show something a tissue could've easily rectified. This song and video are probably for comedy purposes, but if so, this guy is walking a line so dangerously fine that it is difficult to tell. 2012 to infinity, y'all.