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Krispy Kreme Will Offer Ghostbusters Themed Doughnuts For The Franchise’s 30th Anniversary

Something that could never ever possibly destroy us!

What's the first food you think of when you think of Ghostbusters? Twinkies? Mysteriously exploding eggs? Mashmallow goo? What about if we took a bunch of doughnuts and filled them with marshmallow goo? Because that's what Krispy Kreme is doing this Halloween, and gosh are we unreasonably excited about it.

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Rejoice and Be Merry, Friends, for National Doughnut Day is Upon Us!

Here at the Geekosystem offices, we live every single day as a celebration of the noble doughnut. This one even more than usual, though.

If you're anything like us, each day feels like National Doughnut Day, because let's face it -- there's no wrong time to eat a doughnut. Today, though, is actually National Doughnut Day, and we're delighted to celebrate in the traditional manner -- the consumption of gratuitous quantities of fried dough, preferably covered in frosting and sprinkles -- even if having just one day a year to officially celebrate the finest of all of the junk foods does seem a touch...inadequate. Whatever, we're not here to talk politics, we're here to tell you where to eat free doughnuts today, so if that's something that interests you, read on!

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Rapper Krispy Kreme Has 400 Cars, 400 Scars, and 400 Guitars [Video]

Rapper Krispy Kreme lays down some phat beats and even more overweight rhymes. Though he claims to have 400 of a lot of different items, he apparently didn't have a tissue, as quite a bit of the closeups in the video show something a tissue could've easily rectified. This song and video are probably for comedy purposes, but if so, this guy is walking a line so dangerously fine that it is difficult to tell. 2012 to infinity, y'all.

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Evil Genius Makes S’mores With Krispy Kreme Donuts [Video]

Behold! Krispy Kreme Donut S'mores: The best idea you never had, or maybe the worst idea you never had. The worst best idea you never had. Well, Nate Smith of Modern Primate had it, and now you have it too. There's no turning back.

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Donuts Teach Us Cellular Mitosis

Artist Kevin Van Aelst has given us the geeky breakfast we crave this morning with his excellent six-print series on cellular mitosis as illustrated by Krispy Kreme donuts. That's got to be the tastiest-looking metaphase we've seen, and it's all the better for not being on our unit exam.

(via Neatorama)

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