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Gary Busey Stars In This Amazon Fire TV Ad And It Actually Makes Sense

A bit derivative of Anchorman, sure, but it has a real narrative!

by Victoria McNally Apr 10th

Usually when I see Gary Busey on camera, I react similarly to how I might if my late grandpa had ever wandered into a commercial set -- so a lot of "Oh no, he must be so confused, let's get him back in his chair at home!" But this Amazon Fire TV spot leans into Busey's penchant for acting a bit nutty, and the end result is just delightful.

Things We Saw Today: Security Cameras In Party Hats

Things We Saw Today

by Brooke Jaffe Jun 28th

It's George Orwell's birthday, and security apparatuses are celebrating world over! Someone promised they would bring cake, but I'm pretty sure that's a lie. (via Laughing Squid)

Watch, If You Dare, Gary Busey Talking (And Singing!) About the Sex Drive of Hobbits [VIDEO]

Curiouser and curiouser!

by Rebecca Pahle Mar 3rd

Skip to 1:22 for the Hobbit stuff, unless you want to hear noted Hobbit expert Gary Busey talk about Korea, Lapland, baby reindeer, and the (questionable) etymology of the word "horny." Vaguely NSFW, but it's Sunday and you're a rebel. (via: io9) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

Gary Busey Explains Hobbits. Your Entire Life Has Been Leading Up To This Moment. [VIDEO]

Questions! Questions That Need Answering

by Rebecca Pahle Jan 14th

Here's a video of Gary Busey explaining Hobbits. Apparently they wear cockroaches as necklaces and hairpieces, the males are indistinguishable from the females ("which must make it interesting for them!"), and they "travel in packs of four" so they can complete tasks (like making second breakfast, I'm guessing) "efficiently and quickly." Oh, and if you feel like you may have been a Hobbit in a past life, Busey wants you to let him know so you can "speak about Hobbitism" with him. I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying! (via: io9) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

You Probably Own More Stuff Than Gary Busey

by Max Eddy Feb 17th

Gary Busey is broke, and apparently nearly half a million in the hole. In the face of enormous debt and a meager $19,000 a year income, Busey has declared Chapter 7 bankruptcy. This involved him not only itemizing all of his monetary assets, but also everything else that he owns. If it shocked you to learn that you probably make more than Busey does, you'll probably be twice as shocked to learn that you have more stuff than him.

This Video Does Not Need Any More Gary Busey

by Dan Fogarty Aug 18th

Vitamin Water has launched a new ad campaign starring Gary Busey as a fantasy football lawyer. Technically, he’s a crazy fantasy football lawyer, but I figured you knew that “crazy” was a prerequisite to anything Gary Busey does.