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Fox News’ Jesse Watters finally roasts himself… over Trump?

By Apr 10th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters creepily comments on Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends

By Apr 8th
Did…Fox News just admit that Trump’s tariffs would lead to an American recession?

By Apr 7th
Fox News hosts mock a gay deportee in cruel display of homophobia

By Apr 7th
‘She was thin and had a nice face’: Fox News’ Jesse Watters’ gross remarks about Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends are pretty misogynistic

By Apr 7th
‘Just a gay barber’: Fox News hosts heartlessly mocks deported immigrant in disgusting show of homophobia

By Apr 4th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters doesn’t know Val Kilmer’s work that well, apparently

By Apr 3rd
Fox News’ Jesse Watters blames catfishing for a major security breach

By Mar 28th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters finds drinking from straws to be ‘effeminate’

By Mar 22nd
What happened to Bret Baier? His personal struggles, professional lows, and more

By Mar 11th
‘I used to be adored by the left’: Elon Musk accuses his opposition of having ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’

By Feb 19th
‘This place is a mess’: Trump speaks poorly of America after receiving Biden update post-election

By Feb 5th
‘DEI for dipsh-ts’: A former Fox News host’s son is roasted for nepotism privilege

By Jan 28th
‘It’s embarrassing’: A Fox News host melts down over the most ridiculous reason

By Jan 25th
‘Could be trouble’: Trump racistly admits to profiling immigrants based on their appearance

By Jan 23rd
‘She has to do her duty’: A Fox News host whines about a former First Lady skipping Trump’s inauguration

By Jan 15th
‘I find that personally offensive’: A Fox News host melts down over Canada not wanting to join the United States

By Jan 8th
Unsurprisingly, Elon Musk’s mom also has really bad takes

By Dec 16th
‘What brand of tampons do you use?’: A Fox News host senselessly attacks a world leader

By Dec 13th
‘It was a metaphor!’: A Fox News host grossly comments on Jill Biden’s body language

By Dec 11th