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‘Am I the only one rooting for this to work?’ Florida Man straps home down in preparation for Hurricane Milton

By Oct 10th
The 17 Greatest ‘Florida Man’ Headlines of All Time

By and May 15th
All the Real Florida News Stories Referenced in the ‘GTA VI’ Trailer

By Dec 7th
‘Florida Man’ Fulfills His Destiny as a Netflix Crime Series

By Mar 3rd
Florida Republicans Introduce Bill to Literally ‘Cancel’ the State’s Democratic Party

By Mar 1st
Predictable Post-Roe Chaos: Pregnant Florida Inmate’s Lawyer Says Fetus Is Being ‘Wrongfully Detained’

By Feb 24th
Welp, There Go Our Hopes of Seeing Matt Gaetz Go to Prison

By Feb 16th
Florida Man Tries to Rob Bank, Conceals Identity With Sonic the Hedgehog Mask

By Feb 7th
We Are All This Florida Man Wrestling a Gator into a Trash Can

By Sep 30th
Tweets From the Worst Place in the World: Our 15 Favorite Florida Man Tweets

By Mar 5th