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Stan Lee and Jim Henson Face Off in an Epic Rap Battle of History (Featuring Walt Disney)

Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy! - Walt Disney

OK, this one is rough. Stan Lee going up against Jim Henson in a rap battle is like watching your grandpa fight your favorite high school teacher. But then you're made to watch both of them suffer at the hands of their Disneyland-lord.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Rapping As Cinderella Is Everything You Could Want In The World Ever

Sarah Michelle Gellar. Rapping. As Cinderella. You heard me.

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The Ninja Turtles Battle Their Namesakes in the Latest Epic Rap Battles of History

I bet Vanilla Ice feels left out.

The Ninja Turtles were named for Renaissance artists. We know who would win in a fight, and who would win in an art competition, but what about a rap battle?

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Epic Rap Battles of History, AMC Edition: Walter White Vs. Rick Grimes

When Rick Grimes is a better dad then you, you know you have problems.

Sure, it's not exactly as "historical" as it used to be, but Epic Rap Battles of History has really outdone themselves with this latest video, which pits two players in the Golden Age of Television against one another in a no holds barred throw down. Too bad they couldn't shove Don Draper in there for a cameo, too.

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Watch Bob Ross Give a Happy Little Beat Down to Picasso in This Epic Rap Battle of History

Happy little rap battle.

It's been a while since an Epic Rap Battle of History caught our attention, but they're back in a big way with Bob Ross vs. Picasso. They come hard at each other with just about everything you learned in your Introduction to Art History class, and the results are hilarious. We're giving this one to Bob. What do you think?

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Rhett and Link Try To Settle the Geeks vs. Nerds Debate in an Epic Rap Battle

Which side are we on? We're not called "Nerdosystem"

We're firmly in the camp that the feud between geeks and nerds is a myth perpetuated by the jocks to keep us down, but that doesn't mean we don't love a good rap battle based on the idea. "Internetainers" Rhett & Link chose sides and laid down some sick rhymes inside a Tiger Direct store to try to settle this once and for all.

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Pacifists Face Off: Gandi Takes On Martin Luther King Jr. In Epic Rap Battle

When two dead historical figures have a beef with one another, the only way to settle it is through an epic rap battle. Thankfully, there's a whole YouTube channel dedicated to just such resolutions. When we last checked in on the Epic Rap Battles of History channel, we saw Snoop Lion rapping as Moses to settle the score against Santa Claus. Now we have Keegan-Michael Key as Gandhi up against Jordan Peele's Martin Luther King Jr. It does in fact get pretty epic, but it also gets a little NSFW for some language.

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Snoop Dogg Plays Moses, Takes on Santa Claus in Latest Epic Rap Battle

As geeks, we often find ourselves asking "Who would win a fight between..." but it turns out we've been asking the wrong question all along. What we should have been asking was "Who would win in an epic rap battle between..." Thankfully there's the Epic Rap Battles of History channel on YouTube, and in its latest installment they settle the biggest holiday rivalry of all: Santa Claus vs. Moses, with Snoop Dogg himself rapping as Moses.

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