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Elephant Causes Almost $3,000 in Damage After EV Charging Station Confrontation

By Anthony Lund Aug 13th
Los Angeles Woman Makes a $10 Auction Mistake. In 7 Days, She Has To Figure Out How To Collect a Full-Sized Elephant: ‘I’m Panicking’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 6th
Here’s A “Robotic Elephant Trunk” That’s Actually One Of Doc Ock’s Appendages

By Sam Maggs Mar 15th
“Elephant” May Be Our New Favorite Expense Account Line Item

By Ian Chant Feb 1st
Russian Elephants Saved From Siberian Winter by Heaping Helpings of Vodka

By Ian Chant Dec 14th
Hey, Everybody, Watch This Elephant Speak Korean!

By Ian Chant Nov 1st
GoDaddy CEO Shoots Elephant, Sparks Outrage

By Max Eddy Mar 31st
Fail Whale: Originally an Elephant

By Robert Quigley Jul 16th