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Republican woman obsessed with tanning says ICE agents nearly detained her after seeing her deep tan: ‘Blew my mind’

By Robyn Miraflor Oct 22nd
Hispanic woman threatens to call ICE on taco street vendors. Now she’s saying her own business is ‘ruined’: ‘I’m afraid’

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 29th
MAGA dairy farm owner tells job applicant to ‘get bent’ for requesting $20 an hour, despite complaining about worker shortage

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 28th
Renee Good’s mother admits she’s a Trump voter. Then says she has learned to ‘forgive’ but demands ICE take accountability

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 24th
‘Parents can’t help you now’: ICE accused of violently attacking and detaining two American minors en route to join the Marines

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 15th
DoorDash delivery turns chaotic as ICE agents surround couple’s home: ‘Guns pointing everywhere’

By Robyn Miraflor Sep 10th
Republican Voter Says He Was Left in ‘Total Disbelief’ After ICE Detained His Venezuelan Fiancée and Took Her Away: ‘They Are Destroying Families’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 7th
A New York Man Sent a Harsh Email to the ICE Director, Only for Federal Agents to Track Him to a Hotel Halfway Across the Country

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 9th
Kristi Noem’s Husband’s Other Life Has Surfaced Online

By Teresia Gray Apr 1st
DHS warns citizens would face the ‘full extent of the law’ if they ‘lay a finger’ on federal agents, but it was fine when they did it for Trump

By Kopal Jan 13th
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

By Kopal Dec 1st
‘We will not comply’: DHS says no to Newsom’s mask ban because accountability isn’t really their thing

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 23rd
Trump Administration May Separate Immigrant Mothers and Children

By Marykate Jasper Mar 5th
U.S. Government Accidentally Shuts Down 84,000 Websites

By James Plafke Feb 16th
MPAA Wants Homeland Security Agents to Protect Their Summer Blockbusters

By Robert Quigley Apr 15th
DHS Will Monitor Twitter and Blogs During 2010 Winter Olympics

By Robert Quigley Feb 15th