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A CNN journalist digs through a 100-page Epstein document, and surprise — it’s as grim and twisted as you feared

By Dec 21st
Trump slams ‘illegal’ MSNBC, CNN in self-victimizing rant

By Mar 17th
Trump staffer shared fashion influencer content from her government office while thousands were getting fired

By Mar 15th
‘Calling someone else a ‘sleazebag?’: Trump’s hypocrisy is called out after attacking a CNN news correspondent

By Jan 29th
‘Too many white men’: A MAGA CNN commentator blames DEI for California wildfires

By Jan 9th
‘Jaw-droppingly stupid’: A Republican governor’s take on Elon Musk is baffling the internet

By Jan 3rd
‘Go wild on health’: CNN slams the alarm about RFK Jr.’s horrifying healthcare history

By Nov 15th
‘CNN Max’ Wants To Be a Thing and It Sounds Like a Lot

By Aug 31st
Chris Licht’s Failures at CNN Show There’s No ‘Good Journalism’ Without a Point of View

By Jun 8th
UPDATE: E. Jean Carroll Is Seeking Further Damages After Trump’s CNN Town Hall

By May 22nd
If CNN Were Capable of Feeling Shame, This Would Be a Very Hard Time for Them

By May 11th
Maybe Don Lemon Shouldn’t Have Been SO Surprised by His CNN Firing

By Apr 25th
A Miami Preschool Teacher Thought It Would Be a Good Idea ‘Celebrate’ Black History Month by Putting Kids in Blackface

By Feb 16th
Congrats To This CNN Commentator for Having the Most Unnecessary Take Possible on Biden’s Marijuana Reform Announcement

By Oct 7th
Britain Was Not the First Country to Abolish Chattel Slavery No Matter How Many Times Royal Defenders Say It

By Sep 20th
CNN’s New President Made His First Hire: A Top NYPD Cop Best Known for Denying Post-9/11 Racist Practices

By Sep 6th
New Head of DC Films Allegedly Required to Report Directly to Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav

By Sep 6th
CNN Is Truly Just Fox News Lite Now

By Sep 5th
What the Hell Is Going On at CNN?

By Aug 22nd
Republican Rep. Deletes Profoundly Embarrassing Tweet After Apparently Just Now Learning How Television Works

By Jun 17th