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‘This is 140% markup’: Woman sees Christmas tree collar on sale for $59.99 at Michael’s. Then she peels off the price tag

By Dec 8th
Oklahoma DoorDasher can’t believe what customer ordered from Home Depot: ‘It’s going to smell like spruce in here for months’

By Dec 6th
‘I am actually so mad’: Georgia woman buys bike for Angel Tree child. Then she finds out Walmart gave it to the wrong person

By Dec 4th
The Cumulus is the Porsche of coffee machines, and it’s at the top of my holiday wish list

By Dec 3rd
‘Go to Hell!’: Trump’s Christmas greeting is not merry at all

By Dec 27th
American Dad’s Sacrilegious Christmas Episodes Are Everything I Want for the Holidays

By Dec 24th
10 best British Christmas films to warm your heart

By Dec 18th
‘Even the children know’: MAGAs attempt to drag the First Lady over holiday cheer

By Dec 16th
‘It has a lot of red:’ People are finding the funniest reasons to declare things Christmas movies

By Dec 12th
All ‘King of the Hill’ Christmas episodes, ranked

By Dec 7th
‘May this love never find me’: TikTok’s latest cringy trend is guys buying outlandish Christmas gifts for their girlfriends

By Dec 7th
12 of the merriest Christmas LEGO sets this side of the North Pole

By Nov 17th
‘Ugliest ad I’ve ever seen’: Coca-Cola slammed for using AI to make Christmas commercial

By Nov 16th
Lauren Boebert claims Democrats hate Christmas

By Sep 29th
‘The F*** Christmas lady coming out with Christmas ornaments’: Melania Trump’s latest grift is getting dragged hard

By Sep 26th
In a Supremely Unhinged Online Rant, Donald Trump Wishes Us a Merry Christmas Before Also Telling Us All To ‘Rot in Hell’

By Dec 27th
Best Musical Christmas Sketches From ‘Saturday Night Live’

By Dec 23rd
Annual ‘Elf’ Viewers Owe It to Themselves To Watch This Documentary

By Dec 22nd
The Long and Delicious History of Spooky Christmas

By Dec 20th
Parents Guide: Is ‘Love Actually’ OK To Watch With Your Kids?

By Dec 15th