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Chicago Woman Got to Chipotle 60 Second Late for Food She Already Paid For. Then She Started Banging: ‘Purposely Not Looking at Me’

By Sky Blanton Jul 9th
‘Enable the pin setting’: Minneapolis Woman DoorDashes herself Chipotle at work. Then she sees where the dasher left it

By Charlotte Colombo Feb 24th
Customer says she found out something shocking mid-order at Chipotle. But viewers say it was one former shareholder: ‘And it’s a Mexican food chain?’

By Rachel Thomas Feb 8th
‘Chipotle, count your days’: Pittsburgh man furious with online order walks in to complain, ends up getting mansplained

By Kopal Feb 5th
Woman says botched Chipotle order from Doordash led her to take a pregnancy test: ‘The anger as an indicator is SO real’

By Rachel Thomas Dec 19th
‘No way this is funny to him’: Florida Chipotle worker has customer make strange burrito request. Then she sees herself on TikTok

By Rebekah Harding Nov 12th
‘We’ve completely lost the plot’: Michigan Chipotle customer waits 10 minutes in line. Then a worker refuses to give her white rice

By Rebekah Harding Nov 4th
‘Cashier did me so dirty’: Chicago Chipotle customer tries to pay with $25 gift card. Then the worker tries to tell her there’s nothing on it

By Braden Bjella Oct 11th
‘I won’t even pop a pimple with my windows down’: New York man pulls into Chipotle. Then he sees what the people in the car next to him are doing—in broad daylight

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Oct 10th
‘$50 for two meals is crazy’: Long Island woman orders Chipotle catering that’s supposed to feed 5 people for meal prep. Then she sees what she got

By Rebekah Harding Sep 18th
Here are all the answers to the Chipotle IQ Test

By Michael Dawson Aug 22nd
Chipotle brings back its IQ test to award consumers with the most Chipotle knowledge

By Rachel Ulatowski Aug 20th
Working in Fast Food Shouldn’t Be Equivalent To Serving Jail Time

By Rachel Ulatowski Dec 7th
Don’t Blame Chipotle’s Extremely Minor Price Hike on Workers’ Still-Sub-Living Wages

By Vivian Kane Jun 10th
Chipotle Gets All Moody and Dark Again With New Short, Featuring a Backstreet Boys Cover

By Jessica Lachenal Jul 6th
Things We Saw Today: A Season 7 of The Walking Dead Is Walking This Way

By Carolyn Cox Oct 30th
So, Yeah, Chipotle Faked Their Twitter Hack as a Publicity Stunt, Have Earned Our Eternal Ire

By Jonah Feldman Jul 25th
Chipotle’s Twitter Account Hacked, Check Out the Screenshots [Updated]

By Glen Tickle Jul 21st