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‘I think it’s limited edition’: Man goes to Aldi. Then he picks up the $3.89 ‘tie-dye’ provolone

By Sep 10th
‘Should’ve just returned it. They’ll take anything back’: Canadian woman pays $16 for Colby Jack cheese from Costco. Then she takes a closer look

By Aug 18th
‘Yes it’s $1 more’: Obesity coach spends more on Tillamook cream cheese because it has ‘no stabilizers.’ Does it really matter?

By Aug 5th
‘That’s why they’re called singles’: Man takes a lighter to Kraft Singles cheese. Now he’s warning against it

By Jul 25th
‘It usually doesn’t look like this’: Costco shopper buys Kirkland cheese slices. Then she opens the package

By May 30th
Did You Know There’s a Cheese Cave Under Springfield, Missouri?

By Oct 7th
I Regret To Inform You the Cheese Has Been Microchipped

By Sep 19th
4,000 Year Old Cheese on Chinese Mummy from the Bronze Age, Gives a Whole New Meaning to Aging Cheese

By Mar 12th
Kraft Brings Out Vanilla Ice to Shill New Ninja Turtle Shaped Mac & Cheese

By Feb 17th
Things We Saw Today: Celebrate Christmas With the Hogfather

By Dec 15th
Norwegian Road Tunnel Closed by 27 Tons of Flaming Goat Cheese

By Jan 23rd
Prehistoric Farmers Made Cheese Back in 7,000 BCE, But Thankfully Not from Mammoth Milk

By Dec 12th
Frosty the Cheeseball Man Will Bring You High Cholesterol for Christmas

By Dec 7th
Car Fueled by Chocolate, Cheese and Wine, Sort Of

By Aug 11th
Wisconsin Declares Its State Microbe: Lactococcus lactis

By Apr 19th