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Bus Company Sues for the Right to Help Texas Treat Migrants Like Political Props

By Jan 24th
Apparently Breaking International Law Isn’t Enough of a Red Flag

By Mar 10th
Biden’s Latest Immigration Policy Is Disturbingly Trumpian

By Feb 24th
The Auschwitz Museum Would Like Lindsey Graham to Take Their Name Out of His Mouth

By Nov 28th
Sharknado’s Studio Is Releasing An Expendables-Type Movie With All-Female Leads [VIDEO]

By Jul 29th
If Megaladon Was Alive Today, Scientists Say We Would Kill It For Soup

By Apr 29th
Review: AIRPLANE VS.VOLCANO, From the People Who Brought You Sharknado

By Apr 2nd
Not Even Superman Can Save Asylum’s Airplane vs. Volcano

By Feb 5th
Sharknado’s Getting a Sequel: This Must Be What Skynet Employees Felt Like

By Jul 17th
Is There a Real Life Kick-Ass Roaming Seattle?

By Jan 5th