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‘All this over some Coors light’: New York Instacart shopper has to call the cops on a customer. Was he valid?

By Nov 14th
Man tries drinking around the world at Epcot. Somehow 11 drinks became 21

By Oct 18th
‘Why did she even ask if she didn’t want to?’: Man who paid for 2 dinners lets date buy him an $8 beer. Her response is telling

By Oct 2nd
‘Was it also $80?’: Philadelphia woman orders an espresso martini at the airport. Then she realizes it’s just Folgers and vodka in a plastic cup

By Sep 27th
‘I know a trap when I see one’: Woman goes to vending machine at work. Then she sees what it was ‘accidentally’ stocked with

By Aug 20th
‘I can tell you right now there is not going to be a second’: Woman orders a Guinness on a first date. She can’t believe her date’s reaction

By Aug 16th
‘Are cutwaters the new Four Loko’: Woman drinks 1 Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini. Then she notices something above her lip

By Jul 12th
‘You will not be disappointed’: Woman says you should always write that you’re hungover when you order DoorDash. It works

By Jun 25th
‘No one will know’: Man sits at a bar. Then a bartender slips him a note

By Jun 11th
‘The Mexicans taught me’: Woman gets hungover in Cancun. Then she learns about the ‘hangover cure’

By Jun 5th
It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere So Now’s a Good Time to Get A Little Alcoholic Buzz With Hard Mountain Dew (Yes You Read That Right)

By Feb 23rd
Instead of Making the Orange Cream Shake a Permanent Menu Item, Arby’s Is Giving Us French Fry Vodka

By Nov 10th
Things We Saw Today: If You Need Us We’ll Be Drinking This Star Trek: TNG Ten-Forward Vodka

By Jul 20th
I Dare You to Request the Cantina Theme at This Mos Eisley-Themed Pop-Up Bar in LA

By Aug 18th
What’s This? What’s This? A Tim Burton-Themed Bar Is Opening This Month in New York

By Apr 22nd
CDC Recommends That Women Not Using Birth Control Stop Drinking Alcohol

By Feb 4th
Accio, Hangover Potion! These Harry Potter-Themed Shots Are Magic

By Sep 26th
Accio A Good Time at This Harry Potter Themed Bar in Toronto

By Sep 10th
Things We Saw Today: Bruce Campbell, Demon Slayer, Anti-Hero, Weatherman

By Aug 25th
Woman Sues Company For Putting Her High School Yearbook Photo On A Flask

By Jan 5th