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Texas bartender gets $0 tip—for making an espresso martini… with espresso: ‘Life as a bartender’

By Melody Heald Jul 4th
4,000 Days: Eric & Linda Oakes Talk Adam’s Law

By Teresia Gray Jun 9th
Man asks Louisiana bartender to ‘surprise’ him with any flavor of High Noon. Her unfortunate pick leaves him dead silent: ‘I never did this again’

By Melody Heald May 31st
Woman lies to Las Vegas EMTs after chugging Buzzball. Then her friends realize they brought a ‘Pick Me’ on trip: ‘Faked being poisoned by a Sago Palm’

By Rebekah Harding May 13th
8-year-old’s soothing voice and football cards saved a Jet2 flight from an emergency landing after a drunk passenger lost it at 30,000 feet

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Utah woman who’s never had alcohol begins drinking Alani. Then she winds up in the ER

By Ljeonida Mulabazi May 5th
Los Angeles man orders nonalcoholic beer. Then the server brings him a regular beer: ‘That was my first drink in 12 years’

By Rebekah Harding May 3rd
Gas station worker roasts girls who come in and buy ‘non-cute’ beer. Then he reveals the brands they go for: ‘God forbid a girl drinks a mich ultra’

By Rebekah Harding Mar 7th
Bartender gives regulars their Miller Lite in a martini glass. Their reactions are very telling: ‘She was more offended than he was’

By Sophia Paslidis Feb 7th
Server shares what they really think of customers who do this when showing ID for alcohol: ‘No cause how many times do they have to be told’

By Sophia Paslidis Dec 23rd
‘Not an excuse to leave a free ice scream scoop as a tip’: Women have one too many margaritas at Texas restaurant. Then they run out of money for a real tip

By Rachel Thomas Dec 5th
‘What a scary mistake!’: Michigan woman who’s been sober for a ‘really long time’ orders a mocktail at a restaurant. Then she takes a sip

By Braden Bjella Nov 21st
‘All this over some Coors light’: New York Instacart shopper has to call the cops on a customer. Was he valid?

By Charlotte Colombo Nov 14th
Man tries drinking around the world at Epcot. Somehow 11 drinks became 21

By Aaron Perine Oct 18th
‘Why did she even ask if she didn’t want to?’: Man who paid for 2 dinners lets date buy him an $8 beer. Her response is telling

By Rebekah Harding Oct 2nd
‘Was it also $80?’: Philadelphia woman orders an espresso martini at the airport. Then she realizes it’s just Folgers and vodka in a plastic cup

By Rebekah Harding Sep 27th
‘I know a trap when I see one’: Woman goes to vending machine at work. Then she sees what it was ‘accidentally’ stocked with

By Braden Bjella Aug 20th
‘I can tell you right now there is not going to be a second’: Woman orders a Guinness on a first date. She can’t believe her date’s reaction

By Rebekah Harding Aug 16th
‘Are cutwaters the new Four Loko’: Woman drinks 1 Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini. Then she notices something above her lip

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jul 12th
‘You will not be disappointed’: Woman says you should always write that you’re hungover when you order DoorDash. It works

By Claire Goforth Jun 25th