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‘Are cutwaters the new Four Loko’: Woman drinks 1 Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini. Then she notices something above her lip

By Jul 12th
‘You will not be disappointed’: Woman says you should always write that you’re hungover when you order DoorDash. It works

By Jun 25th
‘No one will know’: Man sits at a bar. Then a bartender slips him a note

By Jun 11th
‘The Mexicans taught me’: Woman gets hungover in Cancun. Then she learns about the ‘hangover cure’

By Jun 5th
It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere So Now’s a Good Time to Get A Little Alcoholic Buzz With Hard Mountain Dew (Yes You Read That Right)

By Feb 23rd
Instead of Making the Orange Cream Shake a Permanent Menu Item, Arby’s Is Giving Us French Fry Vodka

By Nov 10th
Things We Saw Today: If You Need Us We’ll Be Drinking This Star Trek: TNG Ten-Forward Vodka

By Jul 20th
I Dare You to Request the Cantina Theme at This Mos Eisley-Themed Pop-Up Bar in LA

By Aug 18th
What’s This? What’s This? A Tim Burton-Themed Bar Is Opening This Month in New York

By Apr 22nd
CDC Recommends That Women Not Using Birth Control Stop Drinking Alcohol

By Feb 4th
Accio, Hangover Potion! These Harry Potter-Themed Shots Are Magic

By Sep 26th
Accio A Good Time at This Harry Potter Themed Bar in Toronto

By Sep 10th
Things We Saw Today: Bruce Campbell, Demon Slayer, Anti-Hero, Weatherman

By Aug 25th
Woman Sues Company For Putting Her High School Yearbook Photo On A Flask

By Jan 5th
Two Gals Get In the Holiday Spirit, Craft Shots That Taste Like Girl Scout Cookies

By Dec 18th
U.S. Finally Gets Its Clammy Hands on Hangover “Cure” Berocca With Bonkers Joel McHale Commercial

By Sep 3rd
Study Shows Drinking Alcohol Improves Your Sense of Smell, Scientific Wonders Never Cease

By Jul 22nd
Turns out That the Feds Approving Powdered Alcohol Was Maybe Kind of an Accident

By Apr 22nd
Brace Yourself: Powdered Alcohol Soon to Be a Thing

By Apr 21st
Ingredients In Tequila May Fight Diabetes, Obesity, Inhibitions

By Mar 20th