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‘Taking No Hints’: Bartenders Confront a Persistent ‘Creep’ Bothering a Woman, Until His Response Leaves the Entire Bar in Stitches

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 24th
Minneapolis Man Orders Old Fashioned on a Date. Then He Leaves a Suspicious Note for the Female Server

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Aug 18th
Server Says Customers Only Left Her a $1 Tip. So She Gets Them Arrested Instead: ‘Would Not Have Cared If They Tipped More’

By Robyn Miraflor Aug 14th
Miami Woman Boards Her First Ryanair Flight. At 30,000 ft, the Plane Turns Into Nightclub As Passengers Drink, Strip, and Dance: ‘The Loudest Flight’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 8th
Man goes to Total Wine & More for a beer keg. Then he sees what it costs these days: ‘You’ll get your deposit back’

By Tiffanie Drayton Jul 27th
Texas bartender gets $0 tip—for making an espresso martini… with espresso: ‘Life as a bartender’

By Melody Heald Jul 4th
4,000 Days: Eric & Linda Oakes Talk Adam’s Law

By Teresia Gray Jun 9th
Man asks Louisiana bartender to ‘surprise’ him with any flavor of High Noon. Her unfortunate pick leaves him dead silent: ‘I never did this again’

By Melody Heald May 31st
Woman lies to Las Vegas EMTs after chugging Buzzball. Then her friends realize they brought a ‘Pick Me’ on trip: ‘Faked being poisoned by a Sago Palm’

By Rebekah Harding May 13th
8-year-old’s soothing voice and football cards saved a Jet2 flight from an emergency landing after a drunk passenger lost it at 30,000 feet

By Terrina Jairaj May 8th
Utah woman who’s never had alcohol begins drinking Alani. Then she winds up in the ER

By Ljeonida Mulabazi May 5th
Los Angeles man orders nonalcoholic beer. Then the server brings him a regular beer: ‘That was my first drink in 12 years’

By Rebekah Harding May 3rd
Gas station worker roasts girls who come in and buy ‘non-cute’ beer. Then he reveals the brands they go for: ‘God forbid a girl drinks a mich ultra’

By Rebekah Harding Mar 7th
Bartender gives regulars their Miller Lite in a martini glass. Their reactions are very telling: ‘She was more offended than he was’

By Sophia Paslidis Feb 7th
Server shares what they really think of customers who do this when showing ID for alcohol: ‘No cause how many times do they have to be told’

By Sophia Paslidis Dec 23rd
‘Not an excuse to leave a free ice scream scoop as a tip’: Women have one too many margaritas at Texas restaurant. Then they run out of money for a real tip

By Rachel Thomas Dec 5th
‘What a scary mistake!’: Michigan woman who’s been sober for a ‘really long time’ orders a mocktail at a restaurant. Then she takes a sip

By Braden Bjella Nov 21st
‘All this over some Coors light’: New York Instacart shopper has to call the cops on a customer. Was he valid?

By Charlotte Colombo Nov 14th
Man tries drinking around the world at Epcot. Somehow 11 drinks became 21

By Aaron Perine Oct 18th
‘Why did she even ask if she didn’t want to?’: Man who paid for 2 dinners lets date buy him an $8 beer. Her response is telling

By Rebekah Harding Oct 2nd