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Gas station worker roasts girls who come in and buy ‘non-cute’ beer. Then he reveals the brands they go for: ‘God forbid a girl drinks a mich ultra’

By Mar 7th
Bartender gives regulars their Miller Lite in a martini glass. Their reactions are very telling: ‘She was more offended than he was’

By Feb 7th
Server shares what they really think of customers who do this when showing ID for alcohol: ‘No cause how many times do they have to be told’

By Dec 23rd
‘Not an excuse to leave a free ice scream scoop as a tip’: Women have one too many margaritas at Texas restaurant. Then they run out of money for a real tip

By Dec 5th
‘What a scary mistake!’: Michigan woman who’s been sober for a ‘really long time’ orders a mocktail at a restaurant. Then she takes a sip

By Nov 21st
‘All this over some Coors light’: New York Instacart shopper has to call the cops on a customer. Was he valid?

By Nov 14th
Man tries drinking around the world at Epcot. Somehow 11 drinks became 21

By Oct 18th
‘Why did she even ask if she didn’t want to?’: Man who paid for 2 dinners lets date buy him an $8 beer. Her response is telling

By Oct 2nd
‘Was it also $80?’: Philadelphia woman orders an espresso martini at the airport. Then she realizes it’s just Folgers and vodka in a plastic cup

By Sep 27th
‘I know a trap when I see one’: Woman goes to vending machine at work. Then she sees what it was ‘accidentally’ stocked with

By Aug 20th
‘I can tell you right now there is not going to be a second’: Woman orders a Guinness on a first date. She can’t believe her date’s reaction

By Aug 16th
‘Are cutwaters the new Four Loko’: Woman drinks 1 Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini. Then she notices something above her lip

By Jul 12th
‘You will not be disappointed’: Woman says you should always write that you’re hungover when you order DoorDash. It works

By Jun 25th
‘No one will know’: Man sits at a bar. Then a bartender slips him a note

By Jun 11th
‘The Mexicans taught me’: Woman gets hungover in Cancun. Then she learns about the ‘hangover cure’

By Jun 5th
It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere So Now’s a Good Time to Get A Little Alcoholic Buzz With Hard Mountain Dew (Yes You Read That Right)

By Feb 23rd
Instead of Making the Orange Cream Shake a Permanent Menu Item, Arby’s Is Giving Us French Fry Vodka

By Nov 10th
Things We Saw Today: If You Need Us We’ll Be Drinking This Star Trek: TNG Ten-Forward Vodka

By Jul 20th
I Dare You to Request the Cantina Theme at This Mos Eisley-Themed Pop-Up Bar in LA

By Aug 18th
What’s This? What’s This? A Tim Burton-Themed Bar Is Opening This Month in New York

By Apr 22nd