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‘Was it also $80?’: Philadelphia woman orders an espresso martini at the airport. Then she realizes it’s just Folgers and vodka in a plastic cup

By Rebekah Harding Sep 27th
‘I know a trap when I see one’: Woman goes to vending machine at work. Then she sees what it was ‘accidentally’ stocked with

By Braden Bjella Aug 20th
‘I can tell you right now there is not going to be a second’: Woman orders a Guinness on a first date. She can’t believe her date’s reaction

By Rebekah Harding Aug 16th
‘Are cutwaters the new Four Loko’: Woman drinks 1 Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini. Then she notices something above her lip

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Jul 12th
‘You will not be disappointed’: Woman says you should always write that you’re hungover when you order DoorDash. It works

By Claire Goforth Jun 25th
‘No one will know’: Man sits at a bar. Then a bartender slips him a note

By Claire Goforth Jun 11th
‘The Mexicans taught me’: Woman gets hungover in Cancun. Then she learns about the ‘hangover cure’

By Rachel Thomas Jun 5th
It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere So Now’s a Good Time to Get A Little Alcoholic Buzz With Hard Mountain Dew (Yes You Read That Right)

By Briana Lawrence Feb 23rd
Instead of Making the Orange Cream Shake a Permanent Menu Item, Arby’s Is Giving Us French Fry Vodka

By Briana Lawrence Nov 10th
Things We Saw Today: If You Need Us We’ll Be Drinking This Star Trek: TNG Ten-Forward Vodka

By Kaila Hale-Stern Jul 20th
I Dare You to Request the Cantina Theme at This Mos Eisley-Themed Pop-Up Bar in LA

By Jessica Lachenal Aug 18th
What’s This? What’s This? A Tim Burton-Themed Bar Is Opening This Month in New York

By Carolyn Cox Apr 22nd
CDC Recommends That Women Not Using Birth Control Stop Drinking Alcohol

By Carolyn Cox Feb 4th
Accio, Hangover Potion! These Harry Potter-Themed Shots Are Magic

By Emily Gagne Sep 26th
Accio A Good Time at This Harry Potter Themed Bar in Toronto

By Jessica Lachenal Sep 10th
Things We Saw Today: Bruce Campbell, Demon Slayer, Anti-Hero, Weatherman

By Jessica Lachenal Aug 25th
Woman Sues Company For Putting Her High School Yearbook Photo On A Flask

By Victoria McNally Jan 5th
Two Gals Get In the Holiday Spirit, Craft Shots That Taste Like Girl Scout Cookies

By Carolyn Cox Dec 18th
U.S. Finally Gets Its Clammy Hands on Hangover “Cure” Berocca With Bonkers Joel McHale Commercial

By Dan Van Winkle Sep 3rd
Study Shows Drinking Alcohol Improves Your Sense of Smell, Scientific Wonders Never Cease

By Dan Van Winkle Jul 22nd