I’m going to say up front: I’m a bit of an Apple fanboy. I’ve never owned a non-Apple computer or smartphone. That aside, while I’ve always been a fan of Apple’s products, I totally understand when people are incensed by their holier-than-thou fan club. The cult of Jobs is real, people: Having a conversation with one of company’s supporters can sometimes feel like a debate with a brick wall… or a Scientologist. In honor of these horrifyingly stuck up Apple fans and the people who have to put with them, here’s a compilation of crazy/stupid/ridiculous things you may hear while talking with someone who’s may or may not be in a committed relationship with their iPad.
If you’re still angry after watching that video, the second chapter of Shit Apple Fanatics Say gets even more snooty.
- Want to kick an Apple fan while they’re down? Ask them about the OSX Twitter app.
- You know who’s more a crazy than an Apple fan? A WebOS fan!
- Whatever you do, never tell an Apple fan that you have a Samsung phone…
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