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The Saddest Boyfriends on Etsy: A Gallery

Just Go With It


If you make things, you can sell them on Etsy. But you’re going to have to demonstrate the unisex abilities of your things on a willing model. And since you’re making/selling things on Etsy, chances are you are unable to afford a real model. So, grab the nearest boyfriend/brother/male bestie. He’ll do it, won’t he? Of course he will. Of course he will. Just don’t expect him to be happy about it.

Awww, St. Patty’s Day Green! C’mon, smile, baby! You look so good in green! It brings out the barely repressed rage!

No amount of adorable beanie power will convince this guy to like this.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Which is good, because I don’t think this guys wants to be anyone’s best friend right now.

But let’s please not forget the ultimate disgruntled Etsy man-model, the Saddest Hipster in a $200 Single Sleeve:

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