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We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcast to Bring You: Robots

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Ah, robots. Robots, robots, robots, robots, robots, robots, robots… the questions abound! What are robots like? What do robots want? Perhaps the thorniest problem facing any young human is finding a robot in the first place. This one was found on a street corner and seemed to be down on his luck. Maybe he could get a job in Hollywood?

He could certainly do better than this miscreant, the turnstyle dodging jerk:

And now that I’ve seen one robot doing it I can only assume that it was how all these guys got there too. Where are the robot transit police, I ask you?

Here’s an honorable soul, getting himself around on only the power of his own giant battery.

Oh, and now this guy’s hailing a cab.

I guess he had places to be after all. Welp, see you later, robot.

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