You Don’t Really Love Nintendo Unless You Have Everything From This 1994 Ad

You’ve got all the games, for every system. You can draw the maps for Zelda dungeons from memory. You wore a Power Glove to your wedding. You’re a Nintendo nerd, or at least you think you are. I hate to pop your bubble, but unless you’ve got the numerous items in this Nintendo apparel ad from 1994, you’re nothing. The retailer even recommends that you purchase a “backup Nintendo T-shirt for those surprise attacks.” Apparently, you might barf yourself or pee your shirt or something. See the full ad, in its antiquated glory, after the break.

(Unreality Mag via Geeks are Sexy)

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