Prime Minister of New Zealand Publicly Denies Being a Lizard Person Because Just… We Don’t Even Know… Reasons?
I hope nobody realizes Geekosystem is run by lizard people...
You know how some people are crazy and think shapeshifting lizard people are secretly in places of power and controlling the world? Well one of them asked New Zealand Prime Minister John Key if he was a space lizard, and because of New Zealand’s Official Information Act (OIA), Key actually answered.
Shane Warbrooke is the name of the “man” (we can’t prove he’s not a lizard person) who asked Key about his reptillian status. Specifically he put in an OIA request for, “any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr. John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.”
In response, Key said:
To the best of my knowledge, no. I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile … I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.
Because when you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer and, “Are you a secret lizard person from space?” is a stupid question.