Watch The Little Mermaid Belt Out An Ode to Equal Pay for Women
Heck, Ariel’s been a princess her whole life, so she’s probably accrued enough disposable income that, even with the gender gap, she can afford that fancy new display case for her dinglehoppers and her snarfblats. Look at Tiana! Girl works two jobs in the service industry just so she can afford the job she actually wants and still put food on the table. And you know she got paid way less than 77 cents for every dollar a man earns, because… well, because 1920s New Orleans. This has to stop. Listen to the Disney princesses!