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If You Give A Robot A Lightsaber, He’s Probably Going to Want a Partner To Spar With

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Okay, so I’ve seen faster more passionate duels out of seven year olds with cardboard tubes making their own sound effects, and these guys don’t even have eyes to worry about poking out. And you know that when you give robots swords, it’s only a matter of time before Samurai Jack shows up and gets oil everywhere.

But you know what? Rock on, lightsaber fighting robot arms. You’re still cooler than movie!General Grievous.

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