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Sorry, But This 8-Year-Old Hardcore Rock Star Is Cooler Than You, Forever [Video]

i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

When we live in a world in which the most popular names in music are Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, some of us wonder: What happened to hardcore rock? And will somebody please bring it back, without looking like they’re trying too hard, please? We are in luck. Because an eight-year-old girl named Juliet has just released an authentically amazing hardcore rock song, clocking in at less than a minute, entitled “My First Hardcore Song.” You guys, this means there will be another. Extra kudos: the stuffed animal mosh pit.

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