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Guys: John Barrowman Won’t Sleep With You

Allow Us To Explain

No, never. But there’s always a cute 27 or 35-year-old. The best is when women bring their husbands up and say, “My husband thinks Captain Jack’s fantastic.”

And the husband says, “John, if I was ever to do it with a bloke then you’d be the one.” And I’m like, “Call me. You are hot.” But no, I’ve never done it. I have a partner. Plus, maybe I won’t live up to their expectations. — John Barrowman, when asked if he’s ever slept with one of his nerdy fans.

Ladies have known for a while that John Barrowman only plays an omni-sexual on TV, and isn’t one on real life (not that there’s anything wrong with being omni-sexual…)

So guys: John Barrowman won’t sleep with you. It’s not because you’re not hot. It’s because he’s a gentleman.

You want to sleep with Captain Jack? Do it in fanfiction. And if it’s good, put it on the internet for the rest of us.

(via Digital Spy.)

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.