If Jar Jar Was Actually The Subject of Famous Biographical Films, the World Would Be a Much Sadder Place
And That's Terrible
A world where Jar Jar Binks became the first Gungan elected official in the state of California (and also support Harvey Milk, due to incomplete photoshoppery).
A world where Jar Jar Binks was a brilliant tactician with no head for politics or public relations.
A world in which England unexpectedly received a stuttering Gungan monarch on the eve of World War II, when the previous king unexpectedly abdicates the throne.
A world where Jar Jar Binks was a well known firebrand of a country singer who appealed greatly to convicts.
Look, there are more here, but I’m just happy that this guy stayed in his own movies, where he belongs.
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