Ivanka Roasted for Tweet About Trump Administration Accomplishments
2 impeachments, 1 failed insurrection, and a can of beans in every home!
Is Ivanka Trump the least self-aware person on the planet? It’s a question I’ve been asking myself over the last four years, as Donald Trump’s favorite child stumbled through her tenure as “senior adviser” to her father, the president of the United States. With no qualifications, no experience, and no desire to learn, Ivanka has treated the last four years like a glossy magazine photo op, gleefully bouncing from scandal to scandal, enriching herself along the way and blaming her farts on the world around her.
But despite her father’s loss and humiliating tenure as president, the erstwhile Goya spokeswoman believes that not only were the past 4 years a success, but that they have poised her to be the future leader of the country. Along with her father, Ivanka and Jared Kushner are moving to Florida, presumably to establish residency for Ivanka to run for office in the future. And given that it’s Florida, she probably has a decent shot at succeeding.
Of course, Ivanka will have to shake off her father’s two impeachments, a failed insurrection, and a disastrous COVID-19 response that has killed nearly 400K Americans. But Ivanka is already trying to shake off her father’s scandal via a tweet where she touts the accomplishments of the Trump administration. This is no doubt the first step in a long-term project to pivot her myriad failures into some kind of success story.
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 15, 2021
Almost immediately after she posted the tweet, Twitter users were quick to roast her for touting these “accomplishments”, especially in light of last week’s violent insurrection at the Capitol that left 5 people dead. But then, Ivanka has never been good at reading the room.
45* in Five Acts………..
2017 — Charlottesville
2018 — Family Separations
2019 — Ukraine
2020 — Pandemic
2021 — Insurrection
— Adam Rifkin 🐼 (@ifindkarma) January 16, 2021
Haha fuck off fascist.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 16, 2021
2016: “Russia if you are listening…”
2017: “Many fine people on both sides”
2018: “Obama built the cages! We just put some kids in them”
2019: “I want you to do me a favor though”
2020: “It will just go away, like a miracle”
2021: “Come to DC on Jan 6! I won in a landslide!”
— Ray [REDACTED] (@RayRedacted) January 16, 2021
Trump Administration Accomplishments:
400,000 dead from Covid
Millions unemployed & risking eviction
Babies locked in cages
Slashing resources for fighting white supremacy & domestic terrorism
Slashing workers health, safety, wage protections
Slashing consumer protections
— Jamie Schler (@lifesafeast) January 16, 2021
This should really just link to a 404 page pic.twitter.com/8AYvxagQcs
— pwithm11 (@pwtham11) January 15, 2021
— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) January 16, 2021
Trump Administration accomplishments:
– 390,000 Dead Americans
– Two(!) impeachments
– Rampant pandemic
– Worst jobs record
– Torture of immigrant babies
– Tear gassing peaceful protestors
Fuck all the way off, Nepotism Barbie.
— Liddle’ Savage (@littledeekay) January 16, 2021
— DevinNunes' Cattle Dog (@Kaos_Vs_Control) January 16, 2021
Nobody will remember a single other thing about your father, you or your family. pic.twitter.com/hyCmW3kz0l
— Alfred Spellman (@AlfredSpellman) January 15, 2021
Silly me! I forgot the best one yet: two impeachments, two popular vote losses and 60+ losses, in the most secure election in American history!
— Lesley Abravanel🆘 (@lesleyabravanel) January 16, 2021
— America is great (@SandyInPlover) January 15, 2021
P.S. This you? pic.twitter.com/K3sGFhTUli
— WhatIfBarackOrHillarySaidIt 😷🗽 (@IfBarack) January 16, 2021
I hope Ivanka and the rest of the Trumps fail at everything they endeavor to do and live out the rest of their lives as social pariahs. Tragically, I imagine that 5 years from now, I’ll be writing takedown piece about President Ivanka refusing to let her Secret Service agents use the White House bathrooms. God, I hope I’m wrong.
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