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Ivanka Roasted for Tweet About Trump Administration Accomplishments

2 impeachments, 1 failed insurrection, and a can of beans in every home!

Is Ivanka Trump the least self-aware person on the planet? It’s a question I’ve been asking myself over the last four years, as Donald Trump’s favorite child stumbled through her tenure as “senior adviser” to her father, the president of the United States. With no qualifications, no experience, and no desire to learn, Ivanka has treated the last four years like a glossy magazine photo op, gleefully bouncing from scandal to scandal, enriching herself along the way and blaming her farts on the world around her.

But despite her father’s loss and humiliating tenure as president, the erstwhile Goya spokeswoman believes that not only were the past 4 years a success, but that they have poised her to be the future leader of the country. Along with her father, Ivanka and Jared Kushner are moving to Florida, presumably to establish residency for Ivanka to run for office in the future. And given that it’s Florida, she probably has a decent shot at succeeding.

Of course, Ivanka will have to shake off her father’s two impeachments, a failed insurrection, and a disastrous COVID-19 response that has killed nearly 400K Americans. But Ivanka is already trying to shake off her father’s scandal via a tweet where she touts the accomplishments of the Trump administration. This is no doubt the first step in a long-term project to pivot her myriad failures into some kind of success story.

Almost immediately after she posted the tweet, Twitter users were quick to roast her for touting these “accomplishments”, especially in light of last week’s violent insurrection at the Capitol that left 5 people dead. But then, Ivanka has never been good at reading the room.

I hope Ivanka and the rest of the Trumps fail at everything they endeavor to do and live out the rest of their lives as social pariahs. Tragically, I imagine that 5 years from now, I’ll be writing takedown piece about President Ivanka refusing to let her Secret Service agents use the White House bathrooms. God, I hope I’m wrong.

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Chelsea was born and raised in New Orleans, which explains her affinity for cheesy grits and Britney Spears. She currently lives in sunny Los Angeles, with her husband, son, and one poorly behaved rescue dog. She is a former roller derby girl and a black belt in Judo, so she is not to be trifled with. She loves the word “Jewess” and wishes more people used it to describe her.