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Patton Oswalt Turns Thor and Star Trek Into Indie Movies

Moustaches, sobbing, sepia. Repeat.

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The 2014 Spirit Awards were last Saturday, and Patton Oswalt lightened up the evening with a sketch pitching the Indie-Izer, an app that “takes any big budget Hollywood crowd-pleasing blockbuster and turns it into a micro-budgeted mumblecore digital download.”

I wonder what would happen if you put the trailer for the new Transformers through this thing? Probably a bittersweet road movie about Optimus Prime mourning his lost youth and trying to get the band back together. Do that next, Patton!

(via Laughing Squid and 5secondfilms image via The Indie-Izer)

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