Ian McKellan Teaches Cookie Monster About Self Control By Presenting Him With THE RING OF SAURON ITSELF

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Ah, yes, I remember that passage of The Two Towers well. You know, the one where Cookie Monster is all, “Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and me alone could save her, using weapon of Dark Lord for good and glory. Me not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo.” and then Frodo is like, “Okay great but can I have my chocolate chip cookies back?” and then Cookie Monster roars, “NO NEVER, MINE ME OWN ME PRECIOUS OM NOM NOM NOM,” and Sam cries a bunch.

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