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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Looks Like Exactly the Right Kind of Dumb

She Turned Me Into a Newt!

A normal person might ask: Jeremy Renner. You are an Academy Award nominated actor, and fresh off the third highest grossing movie in history. What are you doing in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters? We know: Jeremy Renner just wants us to be happy.

(via IGN.)

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