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Han Still Hasn’t Shot First

For A More Civilized Age

We’ll give Paperclip Films props for best use of Star Wars quotations in their plea. But seriously. George Lucas cannot hear us through the foot thick walls of his house made entirely of money. There’s really only one phrase that applies to the Star Wars fan’s continuing patronage of the franchise’s releases and rereleases, and it’s not Han Shot First.

It’s Thank you sir, may I have another?

I’ll see you at the 3-D release of Episode I: The Phantom Menace next February.

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