This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: Hacker Holds S5 of Orange Is the New Black Hostage For Netflix Ransom

Recommended Videos

Well, that’s one way to try and get ransom money. A hacker that calls themselves (no joke) The Dark Lord has stolen the upcoming fifth season of the Netflix drama Orange Is the New Black and is threatening to leak it online ahead of its premiere for money.

As reported by Deadline Hollywood, “The Associated Press reports tonight that a person using the moniker The Dark Lord claims to have uploaded the first Season 5 episode of Orange Is the New Black to an illegal file-sharing service already, though AP said it could not confirm that the file is authentic.”

Netflix doesn’t seem to be The Dark Lord’s only target (I’m really having trouble typing that name without laughing. Sorry, Dark Lord, but I just can’t take it seriously). They’ve apparently claimed that they have stolen other series from other networks by hacking a single (unnamed) company that has the files for multiple properties.

Netflix released a statement, saying, “We are aware of the situation. A production vendor used by several major TV studios had its security compromised and the appropriate law enforcement authorities are involved.” Those appropriate law enforcement authorities include the FBI.

Obviously, this is a crime worth investigating. There’s a reason why intellectual property law is a thing. People need to get paid for their work, and piracy takes away from that. I get it. At the same time, I’ve often thought that studios and networks are a little overprotective when it comes to their properties getting onto the Internet. By all means, they should do what they need to do to keep their property safe. However, I think a great response to this would be to say, “Um…OK. Go ahead.”

This person wants “modest” ransoms for TV content. Is this person new to the ransom game? Please. Do they really think they’ll see a penny? It’s TV shows, not someone’s child. All carrying out this threat will do, hell all this entire attempt has done, is give news outlets another reason to write about Orange Is the New Black.

I’m sure Netflix is grateful for the extra publicity, Dark Lord. Orange Is the New Black Season Five premieres June 9th. 

(image: Netflix)

Want more stories like this? Become a subscriber and support the site!

The Mary Sue has a strict comment policy that forbids, but is not limited to, personal insults toward anyone, hate speech, and trolling.—


The Mary Sue is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Here’s Why Fans Think Bluey and Jean-Luc Get Married
Bluey, reading under a tree, smiles at a black labrador retriever named Jean-Luc.
Read Article ‘Quiet on Set’ Creators Tease More: ‘Devoted To Telling This Story’
Title card for 'Quiet on Set,' a new docuseries from ID
Read Article Bluey: Surprise: Bluey And Mackenzie’s Kid Theories, Explained
Jack, Rusty, and Mackenzie stand in a rowboat in the middle of a field.
Read Article ‘P-Valley’ Season 3 Release Window, Cast, Plot, and More
Main cast of P-Valley in a promotional photograph
Read Article Will There Be a Fourth Season of ‘The Baxters’?
The Baxters
Related Content
Read Article Here’s Why Fans Think Bluey and Jean-Luc Get Married
Bluey, reading under a tree, smiles at a black labrador retriever named Jean-Luc.
Read Article ‘Quiet on Set’ Creators Tease More: ‘Devoted To Telling This Story’
Title card for 'Quiet on Set,' a new docuseries from ID
Read Article Bluey: Surprise: Bluey And Mackenzie’s Kid Theories, Explained
Jack, Rusty, and Mackenzie stand in a rowboat in the middle of a field.
Read Article ‘P-Valley’ Season 3 Release Window, Cast, Plot, and More
Main cast of P-Valley in a promotional photograph
Read Article Will There Be a Fourth Season of ‘The Baxters’?
The Baxters
Author
Teresa Jusino
Teresa Jusino (she/her) is a native New Yorker and a proud Puerto Rican, Jewish, bisexual woman with ADHD. She's been writing professionally since 2010 and was a former TMS assistant editor from 2015-18. Now, she's back as a contributing writer. When not writing about pop culture, she's writing screenplays and is the creator of your future favorite genre show. Teresa lives in L.A. with her brilliant wife. Her other great loves include: Star Trek, The Last of Us, anything by Brian K. Vaughan, and her Level 5 android Paladin named Lal.