GoldieBlox Imagines Dystopian Pink-Filled Future In New “Big Sister Machine” Ad

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It’s about time that little girls got their own 1984-style ad where they rebel against the system, maaaaan, complete with a super rad Metric song as its soundtrack. Sure we don’t see much of the product they’re selling, but considering that GoldieBlox has its own Thanksgiving Day Parade float this year, we think the company’s going to be just fine.

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